Crumpler Cheesytina laptop bag

Press Release:

She ain't no hag-bag. This high spec, Chicken Tex glam bag is strictly for the chic chick. Did I say Chicken Tex, surely I meant Original 1000d Chicken Tex Supreme hyper performance accessory fabric with waterproof Ripstop Lining! How the boys will stare as the shoulder strap bisects your bosom's canyon, really making the most of your quivering mound of femininity...Cased up in a case of I.T. necessity, you got ya hardware in a specially padded laptop lounge, shrouded in a provocatively removable sleeve. The built-in front organiser bulges with scribbled phone numbers urgently thrust upon you by slaveringly desperate boy-men. Down the street you'll stride, nonchalantly holding your glad bag up for inspection, your chin up raised in that 'too good for you' look. Go ahead, you deserve to bask smugly in your unblemished perfection...(stuck up bitch)

Features:

• Original 1000d Chicken Tex Supreme hyper performance accessory fabric
• Waterproof Ripstop Lining
• Adjustable shoulder strap
• Matching shoulder pad
• Prince Charles protective seal
• Protective padded laptop compartment
• Removable laptop sleeve holds 15.4in (widescreen Mac)
• Front zipped pocket with built-in organiser
• Clip fastened strap

The Cheesytina laptop bag is available in Dull Black, Oatmeal, Washed Dark Grey and Bordeaux at a RRP of £99.99 including VAT.