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nikon
nikon e2 Member 11114 forum postsnikon vcard England
5 Sep 2011 - 6:35 PM

The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.

"Is this your wife sir?" said the officer.

"Yes it is" I replied.

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer...

"I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!"

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User_Removed
5 Sep 2011 - 7:07 PM

PMSL!!!!!!!

franken
franken e2 Member 123144 forum postsfranken vcard Wales4 Constructive Critique Points
5 Sep 2011 - 8:48 PM

Love it!! Grin


Ken

polis_928tadw59

I am your wife's solicitor, and have come across this post by accident. I am already building up a case against you for defamation. She will sue you for hundreds, whilst I will make thousands from both of you.GrinWink

polis_928tadw59
11 Sep 2011 - 12:27 PM

There is a worse bleak Monday evening coming up - wind and rain. Any more smiles for us ?

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
11 Sep 2011 - 7:23 PM

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Lynx08
Lynx08 e2 Member 61234 forum postsLynx08 vcard England
11 Sep 2011 - 9:01 PM

Pmsl

Lynx08
Lynx08 e2 Member 61234 forum postsLynx08 vcard England
11 Sep 2011 - 9:02 PM

Monday Night Challenge will always bring a smile so why not join us at 8pm?

polis_928tadw59

Thank you macroman, that has cheered me up. I might even abstain from the Grumpy Group for a few days. But what Lynx08 is trying to get over to us, I do not know, ???Tongue

Lynx08
Lynx08 e2 Member 61234 forum postsLynx08 vcard England
11 Sep 2011 - 9:19 PM

Come on, you know you want to join us......

cattyal
cattyal e2 Member 96067 forum postscattyal vcard England6 Constructive Critique Points
11 Sep 2011 - 9:22 PM

I only remembered this evening that I'm hosting tomorrow - I'll try to think of a fun challenge!

polis_928tadw59

8pm Humph. bah, I will be in bed by 7.15pm. (But don't let the wife know.Wink

Railcam
Railcam  7479 forum posts Scotland
11 Sep 2011 - 10:30 PM

I think the rule is - "If you are not in bed by 10.00pm, go home".

polis_928tadw59

That advice is no good whatsover, Railcam - I have fallen out with the 'fancy woman' and the wife. Life is hard at times.Sad

Tooth
Tooth  95772 forum posts Ireland227 Constructive Critique Points
20 Sep 2011 - 1:33 AM

A neighbour came round to the door and said "your son Johnny is spoilt"

"how dare you come round here insulting my son and the way I bring him up"

"I'm not..just come and see what this car's done to him"... Smile

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