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The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.
"Is this your wife sir?" said the officer.
"Yes it is" I replied.
"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer...
"I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!"
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I am your wife's solicitor, and have come across this post by accident. I am already building up a case against you for defamation. She will sue you for hundreds, whilst I will make thousands from both of you.
There is a worse bleak Monday evening coming up - wind and rain. Any more smiles for us ?
Monday Night Challenge will always bring a smile so why not join us at 8pm?
Thank you macroman, that has cheered me up. I might even abstain from the Grumpy Group for a few days. But what Lynx08 is trying to get over to us, I do not know, ???
Come on, you know you want to join us......
I only remembered this evening that I'm hosting tomorrow - I'll try to think of a fun challenge!
8pm Humph. bah, I will be in bed by 7.15pm. (But don't let the wife know.
I think the rule is - "If you are not in bed by 10.00pm, go home".
That advice is no good whatsover, Railcam - I have fallen out with the 'fancy woman' and the wife. Life is hard at times.
A neighbour came round to the door and said "your son Johnny is spoilt"
"how dare you come round here insulting my son and the way I bring him up"
"I'm not..just come and see what this car's done to him"...
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