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A smile for a bleak Monday evening


nikon e2
11 118 1 England
5 Sep 2011 6:35PM
The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.

"Is this your wife sir?" said the officer.

"Yes it is" I replied.

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer...

"I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!"

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User_Removed 10 17.9k 8 Norway
5 Sep 2011 7:07PM
PMSL!!!!!!!
franken e2
12 3.3k 4 Wales
5 Sep 2011 8:48PM
Love it!! Grin


Ken
5 Sep 2011 9:56PM
I am your wife's solicitor, and have come across this post by accident. I am already building up a case against you for defamation. She will sue you for hundreds, whilst I will make thousands from both of you.GrinWink
11 Sep 2011 12:27PM
There is a worse bleak Monday evening coming up - wind and rain. Any more smiles for us ?
macroman 11 15.3k England
11 Sep 2011 7:23PM
SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
Lynx08 e2
6 1.2k England
11 Sep 2011 9:01PM
Pmsl
Lynx08 e2
6 1.2k England
11 Sep 2011 9:02PM
Monday Night Challenge will always bring a smile so why not join us at 8pm?
11 Sep 2011 9:03PM
Thank you macroman, that has cheered me up. I might even abstain from the Grumpy Group for a few days. But what Lynx08 is trying to get over to us, I do not know, ???Tongue
Lynx08 e2
6 1.2k England
11 Sep 2011 9:19PM
Come on, you know you want to join us......
cattyal e2
9 6.4k 6 England
11 Sep 2011 9:22PM
I only remembered this evening that I'm hosting tomorrow - I'll try to think of a fun challenge!
11 Sep 2011 9:26PM
8pm Humph. bah, I will be in bed by 7.15pm. (But don't let the wife know.Wink
Railcam 8 483 Scotland
11 Sep 2011 10:30PM
I think the rule is - "If you are not in bed by 10.00pm, go home".
19 Sep 2011 7:44PM
That advice is no good whatsover, Railcam - I have fallen out with the 'fancy woman' and the wife. Life is hard at times.Sad
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
20 Sep 2011 1:33AM
A neighbour came round to the door and said "your son Johnny is spoilt"

"how dare you come round here insulting my son and the way I bring him up"

"I'm not..just come and see what this car's done to him"... Smile

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