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    Draig37
    Draig37  7248 forum posts Wales
    15 Jan 2010 - 8:33 PM

    Yesterday I was at my local Asda buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my dogs and was waiting in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time I tried the diet, but that at least I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

    The food is nutritionally complete (and it says so on the packet) so it works well and that now I was better, I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)


    Horrified, she asked me if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.


    I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

    I'm now banned from the Asda!

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    Doglet
    Doglet  755 forum posts United Kingdom
    15 Jan 2010 - 8:44 PM

    Brilliant

    Anthony
    Anthony  125645 forum posts Scotland17 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 8:44 PM

    he he, heard it before, but its still good.

    Anthony

    kaybee
    kaybee  103767 forum posts Scotland24 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 8:57 PM

    Chuckle

    cameracat
    cameracat  108578 forum posts Norfolk Island61 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 9:07 PM

    LOL...Smile You can't beat the old ones, Still a good yarn....Wink

    AshTree
    AshTree  41702 forum posts England6 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 9:17 PM

    Lol, I haven't heard this one before, so thanks for posting, very funny Smile

    MikeRC
    MikeRC e2 Member 93488 forum postsMikeRC vcard United Kingdom
    15 Jan 2010 - 9:36 PM

    Very funny...I haven't heard it before either.

    edrhodes
    edrhodes  9521 forum posts United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 9:46 PM

    That's so funny......LOL

    Ed..

    Last Modified By edrhodes at 15 Jan 2010 - 9:46 PM
    jken
    jken  81672 forum posts United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
    15 Jan 2010 - 9:51 PM

    Excellent.

    iainhamiltonphotography

    lol lol lol brilliant

    scott_jessuk
    23 Jan 2010 - 7:10 PM

    Really funny story, some people need to lighten up really. I'm good at getting others thrown out of shops pubs when I'm drunk, unfortunately tell people what I actually think. oops not good, hey at least I'm being honest. Honest good not bad.

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