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    colinmac
    colinmac  5 Ireland1 Constructive Critique Points
    26 Jan 2010 - 4:58 PM

    BEFORE MARRIAGE:



    Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

    Wife - Do you want me to leave?

    Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

    Wife - Do you love me?

    Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

    Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

    Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

    Wife - Will you kiss me?

    Husband - Every chance I get!

    Wife - Will you hit me?

    Husband - Definately not! Are you crazy?!

    Wife - Can I trust you?

    Husband - Yes.

    Wife - Darling!



    AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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    jonah794
    jonah794  51723 forum posts United Kingdom11 Constructive Critique Points
    26 Jan 2010 - 5:48 PM

    LOL very funny Smile

    s800byj
    s800byj  7133 forum posts United Kingdom
    26 Jan 2010 - 5:58 PM

    Smile
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    Scott

    User_Removed
    26 Jan 2010 - 6:13 PM

    VERY clever!!

    LOL!!!!

    AshTree
    AshTree  51702 forum posts England6 Constructive Critique Points
    26 Jan 2010 - 10:03 PM

    Excellent!!

    john64
    john64 e2 Member 10824 forum postsjohn64 vcard England
    27 Jan 2010 - 1:39 PM

    Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!

    snowman
    snowman  10391 forum posts England
    27 Jan 2010 - 4:25 PM


    Quote: Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!

    additionally the husband gets the last word reading upwards. Like that would ever happen Smile

    Last Modified By snowman at 27 Jan 2010 - 4:25 PM
    Bridgelayer
    27 Jan 2010 - 8:59 PM

    And the result?
    A couple had been married for 50 years.
    They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
    'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
    'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
    Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
    'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
    'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal .'

    njalgar
    njalgar  7318 forum posts United Kingdom
    28 Jan 2010 - 4:43 PM

    I thought the main difference after getting married was that there was no need to get out of bed and go to the bathroom just to fart.

    According to my accountant, the difference between a wife and a mistress is that a wife is overhead and the mistress is expensed.

    brian1208
    brian1208 e2 Member 1110266 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
    28 Jan 2010 - 5:03 PM

    A simpler version:

    before: girl to boy "Yes Dear"

    after: husband to wife "Yes Dear"

    (Its the one phrase that will keep a wife content Wink )

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