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Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Definately not! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
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LOL very funny
Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!
Quote: Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!
additionally the husband gets the last word reading upwards. Like that would ever happen
And the result?
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal .'
I thought the main difference after getting married was that there was no need to get out of bed and go to the bathroom just to fart.
According to my accountant, the difference between a wife and a mistress is that a wife is overhead and the mistress is expensed.
A simpler version:
before: girl to boy "Yes Dear"
after: husband to wife "Yes Dear"
(Its the one phrase that will keep a wife content )
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