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MarkyMarc
MarkyMarc  9498 forum posts Canada
12 Apr 2006 - 7:12 AM

Being able to secure large flat loads to the roof of your car using one arm while driving with the other.

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SuziBlue
SuziBlue  1116195 forum posts Scotland10 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 7:17 AM

BEING A BLAWK - addenda ..

A) GUARDIAN OF THE REMOTE - cutting edge technology is man's work. Plus a cup final is too important to let your wife/girlfriend accidentally change channels at crucial moments. Keep a hold of the remote at all times. Take it to the bathroom with you if necessary.

B) SPLAYING (in some circumstances may be termed 'displaying'). You know how it is. You want to sit on the bus or the train but the seats are too close together and there's no way you're sitting with those knees together! it looks cissy, goddammit. So splay those legs wide even if it does mean flattening someone in the corner. Splay 'em wide and cross your arms if possible or hold them akimbo. You're a man and there's not enough room for YOU!

C) GOING HEAD TO HEAD - in the traffic queue. He's wanting to inch in, you're not gonna let him. The battle is not about the space itself but how long you can go before either of you losing it and revving up and leaping forward with alarming clutch control. The winner gets to do the finger. If it's a girlie wanting to inch in that's a different matter of course.

8-]

NikH
NikH  10524 forum posts England
12 Apr 2006 - 7:26 AM

- car mechanics tell you the truth

- hot wax never goes near your nether regions

- wrinkles add character

- you can throw a ball more than five feet

- You can sit in complete silence with a mate watching sport without ever thinking "he must be mad at me"

mr g
mr g  9403 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 7:29 AM

34) Having no interest whatsoever in visiting Hobby Craft or making birthday, wedding, new house, good luck...cards . Shops sell cards!!! - you don't have to make them and fill the house full of craft stuff (rant over)

digicammad
digicammad  1121988 forum posts United Kingdom37 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 7:29 AM

Sore point eh Rob?

:0)

aftertherain
12 Apr 2006 - 9:17 AM


Quote: fill the house full of craft stuff

Have you seen how much shop bought cards cost???

Would your wife complain about a house full of photographic gear - or is that different Smile

mr g
mr g  9403 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 11:26 AM

My wife does complain about a house full of camera equipment. It's not different at all. It's just that I'm on the computer and she's not!! Control of the keyboard = Power!!!!!

keithh
keithh  1022818 forum posts Wallis and Futuna29 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 11:33 AM

35. We can run without our knees banging together.

ahollowa
ahollowa  101070 forum posts England
12 Apr 2006 - 11:35 AM

35a. or our arms waving wildly in no way connected to the knee's movement at all.

cheers

Al.

mr g
mr g  9403 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
12 Apr 2006 - 11:55 AM

35b. When we run we don't squeal. neither do we squeal when a ball is thrown at us

aftertherain
12 Apr 2006 - 11:31 PM

But you're prone to turn a funny colour when witnessing childbirth.

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
13 Apr 2006 - 1:55 AM

Using ONE knife for everything in the kitchen, from cutting the bread, buttering it and slicing the ham, and putting on the mustard.

It drives my wife mad. LoL

julesm
julesm  101698 forum posts United Kingdom7 Constructive Critique Points
13 Apr 2006 - 2:13 AM

36 NOT HOLDING HANDS, We dont feel the need to hold hands with our other blokey mates when walking down the road.

julesm
julesm  101698 forum posts United Kingdom7 Constructive Critique Points
13 Apr 2006 - 2:17 AM

37 HUNTER GATHERER, Turning the beef over on the barbie, and feeling like weve prepared the whole barbeque.

julesm
julesm  101698 forum posts United Kingdom7 Constructive Critique Points
13 Apr 2006 - 7:22 AM

38 HAMMER HANDLES, realising they are there for a reason.

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