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cats_123 Plus
11 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
23 Dec 2010 5:04PM
My local rag is well known for its mundane headlines of local Ne'er do well's punished by the local magistrates... ....but today gave me this:-

LEGLESS MAN GIVEN SUSPENDED SENTENCE Grin (well it hit my sense of humour!)

Can you better it? Smile

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MikeRC Plus
10 3.5k United Kingdom
23 Dec 2010 7:11PM
....obviously he didn't have a leg to stand on .
Paul65 7 258 England
23 Dec 2010 9:41PM
What was the crime...........ARSE ON ??
theorderingone 11 2.4k United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 3:36AM
Not a crime, but there's a funeral directors in Leeds that is an 'Investor in People'
montechoro 12 2.3k 2 United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 9:33AM
"The Cats Protection League are holding a flea market in the village hall at Stubbington " - Solent Views
digicammad 12 22.0k 37 United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 9:51AM
This one is one of the classics. Smile
ade_mcfade Plus
11 15.2k 216 England
24 Dec 2010 10:36AM

Quote:Nut Screws Washers and Bolts


that's a classic
ade_mcfade Plus
11 15.2k 216 England
24 Dec 2010 10:36AM
Patient escapes from locked-ward hospital, bursts into a laundrette and sexually assaults two staff before running off.

Thats the story by the way
canonfan46 6 1.1k United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 11:19AM
lol..............nice change in delivery style ade..........punch line firstGrin
cats_123 Plus
11 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
24 Dec 2010 11:26AM

Quote:This one is one of the classics. Smile
brilliant


I believe there's a 2 Ronnies re-run over Christmas..masters of the Double Entendre Smile
spaceman 11 5.2k 3 Wales
24 Dec 2010 12:31PM
One I recall from many years ago....

"Grocer feared becoming vegetable"

And an advertisement for a carpet store.....

"Cheapest shag in Leeds"
KevSB 11 1.5k 5 United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 1:42PM
When the Film "Watershipdown" was released I remember a butchers shop with an advertisment

Youve seen the film!
Youve read the book!
Now eat the cast

got quite alot of attension at the time by media
digicammad 12 22.0k 37 United Kingdom
24 Dec 2010 1:44PM
I remember that one.
Tooth 10 5.8k 227 Ireland
25 Dec 2010 3:17AM

Quote:And an advertisement for a carpet store.....

"Cheapest shag in Leeds



there's a general purpose floorings store in Dublin called..

Lino Ritchie

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