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    cats_123
    cats_123 e2 Member 104029 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
    23 Dec 2010 - 5:04 PM

    My local rag is well known for its mundane headlines of local Ne'er do well's punished by the local magistrates... ....but today gave me this:-

    LEGLESS MAN GIVEN SUSPENDED SENTENCE Grin (well it hit my sense of humour!)

    Can you better it? Smile

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    MikeRC
    MikeRC e2 Member 93505 forum postsMikeRC vcard United Kingdom
    23 Dec 2010 - 7:11 PM

    ....obviously he didn't have a leg to stand on .

    Paul65
    Paul65  6258 forum posts England
    23 Dec 2010 - 9:41 PM

    What was the crime...........ARSE ON ??

    theorderingone
    24 Dec 2010 - 3:36 AM

    Not a crime, but there's a funeral directors in Leeds that is an 'Investor in People'

    montechoro
    montechoro  122340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 9:33 AM

    "The Cats Protection League are holding a flea market in the village hall at Stubbington " - Solent Views

    digicammad
    digicammad  1121988 forum posts United Kingdom37 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 9:51 AM

    This one is one of the classics. Smile

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade e2 Member 1014842 forum postsade_mcfade vcard England216 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 10:36 AM


    Quote: Nut Screws Washers and Bolts

    that's a classic

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade e2 Member 1014842 forum postsade_mcfade vcard England216 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 10:36 AM

    Patient escapes from locked-ward hospital, bursts into a laundrette and sexually assaults two staff before running off.

    Thats the story by the way

    canonfan46
    24 Dec 2010 - 11:19 AM

    lol..............nice change in delivery style ade..........punch line firstGrin

    Last Modified By canonfan46 at 24 Dec 2010 - 11:19 AM
    cats_123
    cats_123 e2 Member 104029 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 11:26 AM


    Quote: This one is one of the classics. Smile

    brilliant


    I believe there's a 2 Ronnies re-run over Christmas..masters of the Double Entendre Smile

    spaceman
    spaceman  105167 forum posts Wales3 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 12:31 PM

    One I recall from many years ago....

    "Grocer feared becoming vegetable"

    And an advertisement for a carpet store.....

    "Cheapest shag in Leeds"

    KevSB
    KevSB  101410 forum posts United Kingdom5 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 1:42 PM

    When the Film "Watershipdown" was released I remember a butchers shop with an advertisment

    Youve seen the film!
    Youve read the book!
    Now eat the cast

    got quite alot of attension at the time by media

    digicammad
    digicammad  1121988 forum posts United Kingdom37 Constructive Critique Points
    24 Dec 2010 - 1:44 PM

    I remember that one.

    Tooth
    Tooth  95772 forum posts Ireland227 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Dec 2010 - 3:17 AM


    Quote: And an advertisement for a carpet store.....

    "Cheapest shag in Leeds

    there's a general purpose floorings store in Dublin called..

    Lino Ritchie

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