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My local rag is well known for its mundane headlines of local Ne'er do well's punished by the local magistrates... ....but today gave me this:-
LEGLESS MAN GIVEN SUSPENDED SENTENCE (well it hit my sense of humour!)
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....obviously he didn't have a leg to stand on .
What was the crime...........ARSE ON ??
Not a crime, but there's a funeral directors in Leeds that is an 'Investor in People'
"The Cats Protection League are holding a flea market in the village hall at Stubbington " - Solent Views
This one is one of the classics.
Quote: Nut Screws Washers and Bolts
that's a classic
Patient escapes from locked-ward hospital, bursts into a laundrette and sexually assaults two staff before running off.
Thats the story by the way
lol..............nice change in delivery style ade..........punch line first
Quote: This one is one of the classics.
I believe there's a 2 Ronnies re-run over Christmas..masters of the Double Entendre
One I recall from many years ago....
"Grocer feared becoming vegetable"
And an advertisement for a carpet store.....
"Cheapest shag in Leeds"
When the Film "Watershipdown" was released I remember a butchers shop with an advertisment
Youve seen the film!
Youve read the book!
Now eat the cast
got quite alot of attension at the time by media
I remember that one.
Quote: And an advertisement for a carpet store.....
"Cheapest shag in Leeds
there's a general purpose floorings store in Dublin called..
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