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MattGrayson
23 May 2007 - 5:18 PM

Hi,
I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines, but I am interested to know if anyone has any that they like, have used, had used on them, that kind of thing.
One of my favourites is:
If I said you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me?

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CathyT
CathyT e2 Member 87276 forum postsCathyT vcard United Kingdom18 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:26 PM

I can't see how that one would ever work....

CaptivePhotons
CaptivePhotons e2 Member 111543 forum postsCaptivePhotons vcard England2 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:31 PM

Do you want to go halves on a b******?

That one never worked either.

Last Modified By Moderator Team at 5 Jun 2007 - 10:27 AM
CathyT
CathyT e2 Member 87276 forum postsCathyT vcard United Kingdom18 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:34 PM

Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..

I don't know if it works 'cos I would nver say such a thing...

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:36 PM


Quote: I can't see how that one would ever work....

Why, would he be telling fibs if he said it to you??
Wink
Tongue
Smile

(Another bullet that Cathy has with my name written on it)














Only joking Cathy Smile

CaptivePhotons
CaptivePhotons e2 Member 111543 forum postsCaptivePhotons vcard England2 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:37 PM


Quote: Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..

Well I wont be trying that one.

veggiesosage
23 May 2007 - 5:40 PM

My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'

Wink

CathyT
CathyT e2 Member 87276 forum postsCathyT vcard United Kingdom18 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:41 PM

Watch it Westers.....

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:42 PM

"Drop 'em blossom" - tends to work well at chucking out time in places such as Blackpool and Skegness. So I'm told...

In Hull it works whatever the time of day, and is considered posh in Grimsby.

Wink

Last Modified By Westers at 23 May 2007 - 5:43 PM
CathyT
CathyT e2 Member 87276 forum postsCathyT vcard United Kingdom18 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:46 PM

You've got something on your chin.....no not that one....

Followed by a slap.

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315565 forum posts England
23 May 2007 - 5:48 PM

Posh in Donny - "Get yer coat luv, you've pulled"

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315565 forum posts England
23 May 2007 - 5:49 PM


Quote: My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'

Or you could just smile and lick your eyebrows.....

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 5:49 PM

Yeah, Donny it's more like, "Do you munch stump?"

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315565 forum posts England
23 May 2007 - 5:54 PM

Mind you, in Rotherham (my home town), it tended to be: "Wanna f*** ?"

Back to cheesey ones, I did once try: "Hello, I don't believe we've met. I'm Mister Right"

(On a side note, when I met my wife, she was called Miss Right - I just didn't realise her first name was "Always")
Wink

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 6:03 PM

It's not a chat up line, but it's good for a put down:

"Can your d**k touch your a*s? If so, go f**k yourself and if it can't I'm not interested." They're right posh are women in Nottingham.

Wink

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