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I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines, but I am interested to know if anyone has any that they like, have used, had used on them, that kind of thing.
One of my favourites is:
If I said you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me?
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I can't see how that one would ever work....
Do you want to go halves on a b******?
That one never worked either.
Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..
I don't know if it works 'cos I would nver say such a thing...
Quote: I can't see how that one would ever work....
Why, would he be telling fibs if he said it to you??
(Another bullet that Cathy has with my name written on it)
Only joking Cathy
Quote: Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..
Well I wont be trying that one.
My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'
Watch it Westers.....
"Drop 'em blossom" - tends to work well at chucking out time in places such as Blackpool and Skegness. So I'm told...
In Hull it works whatever the time of day, and is considered posh in Grimsby.
You've got something on your chin.....no not that one....
Followed by a slap.
Posh in Donny - "Get yer coat luv, you've pulled"
Quote: My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'
Or you could just smile and lick your eyebrows.....
Yeah, Donny it's more like, "Do you munch stump?"
Mind you, in Rotherham (my home town), it tended to be: "Wanna f*** ?"
Back to cheesey ones, I did once try: "Hello, I don't believe we've met. I'm Mister Right"
(On a side note, when I met my wife, she was called Miss Right - I just didn't realise her first name was "Always")
It's not a chat up line, but it's good for a put down:
"Can your d**k touch your a*s? If so, go f**k yourself and if it can't I'm not interested." They're right posh are women in Nottingham.
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