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Cheesy chat ups


MattGrayson e2
7 622 3 England
23 May 2007 5:18PM
Hi,
I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines, but I am interested to know if anyone has any that they like, have used, had used on them, that kind of thing.
One of my favourites is:
If I said you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me?

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CathyT e2
8 7.3k 18 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:26PM
I can't see how that one would ever work....
CaptivePhotons 11 1.6k 2 England
23 May 2007 5:31PM
Do you want to go halves on a b******?

That one never worked either.
CathyT e2
8 7.3k 18 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:34PM
Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..

I don't know if it works 'cos I would nver say such a thing...
Westers e2
10 3.9k 1 Burkina Faso
23 May 2007 5:36PM

Quote:I can't see how that one would ever work....

Why, would he be telling fibs if he said it to you??
Wink
Tongue
Smile

(Another bullet that Cathy has with my name written on it)














Only joking Cathy Smile
CaptivePhotons 11 1.6k 2 England
23 May 2007 5:37PM

Quote:Here's 10p, go and call your wife and tell her you won't be home tonight..


Well I wont be trying that one.
23 May 2007 5:40PM
My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'

Wink
CathyT e2
8 7.3k 18 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:41PM
Watch it Westers.....
Westers e2
10 3.9k 1 Burkina Faso
23 May 2007 5:42PM
"Drop 'em blossom" - tends to work well at chucking out time in places such as Blackpool and Skegness. So I'm told...

In Hull it works whatever the time of day, and is considered posh in Grimsby.

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CathyT e2
8 7.3k 18 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:46PM
You've got something on your chin.....no not that one....

Followed by a slap.
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:48PM
Posh in Donny - "Get yer coat luv, you've pulled"
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:49PM

Quote:My fave is 'I've got a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through me ears'


Or you could just smile and lick your eyebrows.....
Westers e2
10 3.9k 1 Burkina Faso
23 May 2007 5:49PM
Yeah, Donny it's more like, "Do you munch stump?"
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
23 May 2007 5:54PM
Mind you, in Rotherham (my home town), it tended to be: "Wanna f*** ?"

Back to cheesey ones, I did once try: "Hello, I don't believe we've met. I'm Mister Right"

(On a side note, when I met my wife, she was called Miss Right - I just didn't realise her first name was "Always")
Wink
Westers e2
10 3.9k 1 Burkina Faso
23 May 2007 6:03PM
It's not a chat up line, but it's good for a put down:

"Can your d**k touch your a*s? If so, go f**k yourself and if it can't I'm not interested." They're right posh are women in Nottingham.

Wink

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