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"I don't think I've come across your face before".
That can have mixed reactions ......so I've heard?
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A cheap and cheerfull one, Guaranteed to fail is "" Lie down I think I love you ""
///// Slap \\\\\\ Ouch ///// No sense of humour in Norwich.
I had a " T " shirt once that had printed on it, "" I Love Pussey "" Of course you also had a picture of a cute little kitten as well.
Got less slaps, And even some smiles.
"so how do you like yer bacon in the morning", that never worked, I wonder why :o)
Neither did "so how is that fine a*s for lovebites". I did have a T Shirt once that said No Chance, and got a sarky reply, your right!!!
Thank god I no longer need chat up up lines!! more stressful than shopping in a supermarket.
In a Newcastle night club many years ago I was approached with the chat up
' My helicopter's on standby, want to join the Mile High club?'
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
LOL you wish, when did you last get to use that one Colin ??
"Your dress looks terrific on you. It would look even more terrific on my bedroom floor"
err .. arf
Him: "I expect you think I'm trying to chat you up. Well I'm not. Honestly. But you're a lot prettier than my wife."
Me: "What a wonderful husband you must be."
Him: "Oh! You think so? pathetic smile as sarcasm goes whooooosh over his head "So, ermmm, I have a room upstairs ..."
Didn't hear any more as I was moving swiftly away ...
And the classic of all time:
Him: "Whaddya mean I can't come in. I've just bought you dinner!"
Should we women start a thread entitled 'opening lines that work ..' 8-]
Ulster American folk park when you were having a slash
what about this one
'how dya like your eggs in the morning'
to which i replied
err.... unfertilised..thank you
Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?
Terrible I know, but believe me...it worked in the Army, LOL
Quote: Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?
wet behind the ears maybe
'Fancy a SH4G?'
That always worked for me
'Do you know the difference between Discourse and Intercourse?'
'Do you mind lying down, so I can have a conversation with you?'
That was one of my favourites
I'll go to hell for this one ..
Wave index finger at girl, when she walks over say ... if one finger made you come imagine what three can do
Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?
Girl: Er...... why?
Boy: Cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Cheesy or what? LOL
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