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User_Removed
23 May 2007 - 6:26 PM

"I don't think I've come across your face before".

That can have mixed reactions ......so I've heard?

Gerry.

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cameracat
cameracat  108578 forum posts Norfolk Island61 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 7:02 PM

A cheap and cheerfull one, Guaranteed to fail is "" Lie down I think I love you ""

///// Slap \\\\\\ Ouch ///// No sense of humour in Norwich. Sad

cameracat
cameracat  108578 forum posts Norfolk Island61 Constructive Critique Points
23 May 2007 - 7:04 PM

I had a " T " shirt once that had printed on it, "" I Love Pussey "" Of course you also had a picture of a cute little kitten as well.

Got less slaps, And even some smiles. Smile

Pearybhoy
Pearybhoy  747 forum posts Scotland
23 May 2007 - 9:27 PM

"so how do you like yer bacon in the morning", that never worked, I wonder why :o)

Neither did "so how is that fine a*s for lovebites". I did have a T Shirt once that said No Chance, and got a sarky reply, your right!!!

Thank god I no longer need chat up up lines!! more stressful than shopping in a supermarket.

aftertherain
23 May 2007 - 10:55 PM

In a Newcastle night club many years ago I was approached with the chat up
' My helicopter's on standby, want to join the Mile High club?'

thearmsofvenusdemilo

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Tooth
Tooth  95772 forum posts Ireland227 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 12:25 AM

LOL you wish, when did you last get to use that one Colin ??


Wink

SuziBlue
SuziBlue  1116195 forum posts Scotland10 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 12:40 AM

"Your dress looks terrific on you. It would look even more terrific on my bedroom floor"

err .. arf

Him: "I expect you think I'm trying to chat you up. Well I'm not. Honestly. But you're a lot prettier than my wife."
Me: "What a wonderful husband you must be."
Him: "Oh! You think so? pathetic smile as sarcasm goes whooooosh over his head "So, ermmm, I have a room upstairs ..."
Didn't hear any more as I was moving swiftly away ...

And the classic of all time:

Him: "Whaddya mean I can't come in. I've just bought you dinner!"

8-]

Should we women start a thread entitled 'opening lines that work ..' 8-]

Last Modified By SuziBlue at 24 May 2007 - 1:27 AM
thearmsofvenusdemilo

Ulster American folk park when you were having a slash Wink

Diana
Diana e2 Member 72011 forum postsDiana vcard Netherlands19 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 1:41 AM

what about this one

'how dya like your eggs in the morning'
to which i replied
err.... unfertilised..thank you

Dianna

Last Modified By Diana at 24 May 2007 - 1:44 AM
Rick_Huggins
24 May 2007 - 1:51 AM

Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?

Terrible I know, but believe me...it worked in the Army, LOL

Diana
Diana e2 Member 72011 forum postsDiana vcard Netherlands19 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 1:55 AM


Quote: Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?

wet behind the ears maybe

Hugeknot
Hugeknot  91212 forum posts Iceland2 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 2:50 AM

Like it!
'Fancy a SH4G?'
That always worked for me Wink

'Do you know the difference between Discourse and Intercourse?'
'No'
'Do you mind lying down, so I can have a conversation with you?'

That was one of my favourites Smile

dave thelens
24 May 2007 - 7:34 AM

I'll go to hell for this one ..

Wave index finger at girl, when she walks over say ... if one finger made you come imagine what three can do

DTL

jakabout
jakabout  101741 forum posts United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 7:43 AM

Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?

Girl: Er...... why?

Boy: Cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Cheesy or what? LOL

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