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"Excuse me, are you a prostitute?"
If you avoid the slap and just get a no...
"Thank god for that - I've got no money"
....I've never seen it work though...but have seen a few black eyes from trying
I once saw the opposite of a cheesy chat up.
"Would you like to dance ?"
"Yes" she said, standing up
"Good, you won't need that chair then" he said stealing it and walking away.
The look on her face was priceless
Was thinking, "my those look really heavy, mind if I support them a little". sure to get a slap though... missus says my chat up line was along the lines of "you were here last week werent you, I was going to get you a drink" Alas its cost me more overe time than that bloody drink *LOL*
"now tha's a potteries girl if ever i saw one"
To a girl with heavily mascaraed eyelashes - "They're long eyelashes you have. Have you swept the floor with them?"
She didn't go out with me, but she did marry my best mate. And a year later had twin boys!
the one which worked for me with my better half is
"so whats the chances of me getting a kiss tonight?"
then she planted one right on me,
we did know each other though
Quote: I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines,.....
No? She might just appreciate a 'chat up' though.
On the other hand.....
To find an ounce of intelligence!!!.... As a woman!!.... I say,........"Feed my labido.....?".... minx xx
Maybe not cheesy, but one that never works, is "I've seen you around and was wondering if you would like to join me for a drink" or "my friends and I are sitting over there and wondered if you and your friends would like to join us for a drink".
Might as well go back to 'fancy a sh*g", seems to get a lot better response from reading this!
Quote: Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?
Time I heard someone use this, the girl replied, "yeah actually, but he gets out next week".
Quote: I'm gonna rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
Quote: The word of the day is "legs", wanna come back to my place and spread the word?
Quote: He: Drips water down her back. "Quick, lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Him: Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I'm fussy who I dance with
Him: I'm not, that's why I asked you.
And I have actually heard this:
Him (a mate of mine, 17 at the time): Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I don't dance with children
Him: Ah, I thought you looked pregnant!
Walk up to the girl and say in her ear 'Twenty ton polar bear' and walk off..................repeat the process 2 or 3 more times over the next 20-30 minutes eventually she will ask what you mean.
To which you reply .......................
Thats broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
And yes it has worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote: I can't see how that one would ever work....
Oh, I never said it worked... =:O)
Him: Can I sniff your p***y?
Her (with a look of disgust): No!
Him: Must be your feet then.
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