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Cheesy chat ups


jakabout e2
10 1.7k 1 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 8:03AM
Do you have any Irish in you?
No.
You will soon......

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Freefall e2
11 675 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 8:56AM
"Excuse me, are you a prostitute?"

If you avoid the slap and just get a no...

"Thank god for that - I've got no money"

....I've never seen it work though...but have seen a few black eyes from trying Wink
MeanGreeny e2
9 3.7k England
24 May 2007 11:03AM
I once saw the opposite of a cheesy chat up.

"Would you like to dance ?"

"Yes" she said, standing up

"Good, you won't need that chair then" he said stealing it and walking away.

The look on her face was priceless
24 May 2007 1:12PM
Was thinking, "my those look really heavy, mind if I support them a little". sure to get a slap though... missus says my chat up line was along the lines of "you were here last week werent you, I was going to get you a drink" Alas its cost me more overe time than that bloody drink *LOL*[link=null][/link]
tomelse e2
9 66 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 4:32PM
"now tha's a potteries girl if ever i saw one"

big jugs!
24 May 2007 4:38PM
To a girl with heavily mascaraed eyelashes - "They're long eyelashes you have. Have you swept the floor with them?"

She didn't go out with me, but she did marry my best mate. And a year later had twin boys!
tomelse e2
9 66 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 4:39PM
the one which worked for me with my better half is
"so whats the chances of me getting a kiss tonight?"
then she planted one right on me,
we did know each other though
24 May 2007 5:02PM

Quote:I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines,.....


No? She might just appreciate a 'chat up' though. Smile

On the other hand.....Sad
minx 7 1
24 May 2007 10:57PM
To find an ounce of intelligence!!!.... As a woman!!.... I say,........"Feed my labido.....?".... minx xx[link=null][/link]
24 May 2007 11:22PM
Maybe not cheesy, but one that never works, is "I've seen you around and was wondering if you would like to join me for a drink" or "my friends and I are sitting over there and wondered if you and your friends would like to join us for a drink".

Might as well go back to 'fancy a sh*g", seems to get a lot better response from reading this!
User_Removed 10 3.3k Russian Federation
24 May 2007 11:33PM

Quote:Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?

Time I heard someone use this, the girl replied, "yeah actually, but he gets out next week".


Quote:I'm gonna rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
Groan...


Quote:The word of the day is "legs", wanna come back to my place and spread the word?
Punch...


Quote:He: Drips water down her back. "Quick, lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Another punch...
Big Bri e2
13 15.7k United Kingdom
25 May 2007 12:43AM
Him: Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I'm fussy who I dance with
Him: I'm not, that's why I asked you.

haha

And I have actually heard this:

Him (a mate of mine, 17 at the time): Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I don't dance with children
Him: Ah, I thought you looked pregnant!
sidaorb e2
8 3.9k 2 England
25 May 2007 3:08AM
Walk up to the girl and say in her ear 'Twenty ton polar bear' and walk off..................repeat the process 2 or 3 more times over the next 20-30 minutes eventually she will ask what you mean.

To which you reply .......................

Thats broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?


And yes it has worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MattGrayson e2
7 622 3 England
25 May 2007 7:28AM

Quote:I can't see how that one would ever work....


Oh, I never said it worked... =:O)
MattGrayson e2
7 622 3 England
25 May 2007 7:32AM
Him: Can I sniff your p***y?
Her (with a look of disgust): No!
Him: Must be your feet then.

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