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jakabout
jakabout  101741 forum posts United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 8:03 AM

Do you have any Irish in you?
No.
You will soon......

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Freefall
Freefall e2 Member 11675 forum postsFreefall vcard United Kingdom
24 May 2007 - 8:56 AM

"Excuse me, are you a prostitute?"

If you avoid the slap and just get a no...

"Thank god for that - I've got no money"

....I've never seen it work though...but have seen a few black eyes from trying Wink

MeanGreeny
24 May 2007 - 11:03 AM

I once saw the opposite of a cheesy chat up.

"Would you like to dance ?"

"Yes" she said, standing up

"Good, you won't need that chair then" he said stealing it and walking away.

The look on her face was priceless

Pearybhoy
Pearybhoy  747 forum posts Scotland
24 May 2007 - 1:12 PM

Was thinking, "my those look really heavy, mind if I support them a little". sure to get a slap though... missus says my chat up line was along the lines of "you were here last week werent you, I was going to get you a drink" Alas its cost me more overe time than that bloody drink *LOL*

tomelse
tomelse  966 forum posts United Kingdom
24 May 2007 - 4:32 PM

"now tha's a potteries girl if ever i saw one"

big jugs!

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225752 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 4:38 PM

To a girl with heavily mascaraed eyelashes - "They're long eyelashes you have. Have you swept the floor with them?"

She didn't go out with me, but she did marry my best mate. And a year later had twin boys!

tomelse
tomelse  966 forum posts United Kingdom
24 May 2007 - 4:39 PM

the one which worked for me with my better half is
"so whats the chances of me getting a kiss tonight?"
then she planted one right on me,
we did know each other though

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225752 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
24 May 2007 - 5:02 PM


Quote: I'm married now and so don't need any chat up lines,.....

No? She might just appreciate a 'chat up' though. Smile

On the other hand.....Sad

Last Modified By Just Jas at 24 May 2007 - 5:04 PM
minx
minx  7
24 May 2007 - 10:57 PM

To find an ounce of intelligence!!!.... As a woman!!.... I say,........"Feed my labido.....?".... minx xx

nikon_stu
nikon_stu  928 forum posts United Kingdom
24 May 2007 - 11:22 PM

Maybe not cheesy, but one that never works, is "I've seen you around and was wondering if you would like to join me for a drink" or "my friends and I are sitting over there and wondered if you and your friends would like to join us for a drink".

Might as well go back to 'fancy a sh*g", seems to get a lot better response from reading this!

User_Removed
24 May 2007 - 11:33 PM


Quote: Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?

Time I heard someone use this, the girl replied, "yeah actually, but he gets out next week".


Quote: I'm gonna rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together

Groan...


Quote: The word of the day is "legs", wanna come back to my place and spread the word?

Punch...


Quote: He: Drips water down her back. "Quick, lets get you out of those wet clothes.

Another punch...

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315605 forum posts United Kingdom
25 May 2007 - 12:43 AM

Him: Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I'm fussy who I dance with
Him: I'm not, that's why I asked you.

haha

And I have actually heard this:

Him (a mate of mine, 17 at the time): Would you like to dance ?
Her: No, I don't dance with children
Him: Ah, I thought you looked pregnant!

sidaorb
sidaorb  83857 forum posts England2 Constructive Critique Points
25 May 2007 - 3:08 AM

Walk up to the girl and say in her ear 'Twenty ton polar bear' and walk off..................repeat the process 2 or 3 more times over the next 20-30 minutes eventually she will ask what you mean.

To which you reply .......................

Thats broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?


And yes it has worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MattGrayson
25 May 2007 - 7:28 AM


Quote: I can't see how that one would ever work....

Oh, I never said it worked... =:O)

MattGrayson
25 May 2007 - 7:32 AM

Him: Can I sniff your p***y?
Her (with a look of disgust): No!
Him: Must be your feet then.

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