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boony
boony  7978 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 12:19 PM

whats your favourite joke??

mine

whats brown and sticky??

a stick!!!!

discuss please

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Just Jas
Just Jas  1225752 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 12:20 PM


Quote: discuss please

Not needed now the Olympics have ended! Wink

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BubbaG2000
27 Aug 2008 - 12:24 PM

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
...
Elephino!
(has to be said out loud). Kills many a party!

Chant57
Chant57 e2 Member 8372 forum postsChant57 vcard United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 12:31 PM

got home late last night and couldnt be bothered to cook so rang up the local pizza place and asked them to deliver a Thin and Crusty Supreme, was told it would be 20 minutes, sure enough 20 minutes later the doorbell rang........it was Diana Ross.
(I'll get my coat!)

User_Removed
27 Aug 2008 - 12:35 PM

Chant!!!

(Brilliant! Wink)

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315583 forum posts England
27 Aug 2008 - 3:01 PM

What's yellow and lives off dead beatles ?

Yoko Ono

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315583 forum posts England
27 Aug 2008 - 3:04 PM

Why did the scarecrow win an award ?


He was the best in his field.

DaveU
DaveU e2 Member 81339 forum postsDaveU vcard England121 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 3:14 PM

If your nose is running and your feet smell then you must be standing upside down.

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
27 Aug 2008 - 3:31 PM

Does a deaf fisherman wear a herring aid?

rhiw_com
rhiw_com  8
27 Aug 2008 - 4:03 PM

A text message I got off my daughter!

Thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today. But when I looked again it said "THICK CUT"

Rg Tony

boony
boony  7978 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 4:12 PM

what do you call a dog with wings?



linda mcartney

Geoffphoto
27 Aug 2008 - 4:16 PM


Quote: What do you call a dog with wings?



linda mcartney

I'm sorry - but I just find that really offensive , go and look at some of her photography .

Last Modified By Geoffphoto at 27 Aug 2008 - 4:17 PM
boony
boony  7978 forum posts United Kingdom3 Constructive Critique Points
27 Aug 2008 - 4:34 PM

are you serious?

zed
zed  10551 forum posts United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 - 4:34 PM

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo shop?

- one day my prints will come.

Wink

zed
zed  10551 forum posts United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 - 4:36 PM

Two fat guys in a bar

One says "Your round"

othe replies "So are you"

;0

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