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Favourite jokes


boony 8 978 3 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 12:19PM
whats your favourite joke??

mine

whats brown and sticky??

a stick!!!!

discuss please

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27 Aug 2008 12:20PM

Quote:discuss please


Not needed now the Olympics have ended! Wink
BubbaG2000 7 767 1
27 Aug 2008 12:24PM
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
...
Elephino!
(has to be said out loud). Kills many a party!
Chant57 e2
8 376 3 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 12:31PM
got home late last night and couldnt be bothered to cook so rang up the local pizza place and asked them to deliver a Thin and Crusty Supreme, was told it would be 20 minutes, sure enough 20 minutes later the doorbell rang........it was Diana Ross.
(I'll get my coat!)
User_Removed 10 17.9k 8 Norway
27 Aug 2008 12:35PM
Chant!!!

(Brilliant! Wink)
Big Bri 13 15.6k United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 3:01PM
What's yellow and lives off dead beatles ?

Yoko Ono
Big Bri 13 15.6k United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 3:04PM
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?


He was the best in his field.
27 Aug 2008 3:14PM
If your nose is running and your feet smell then you must be standing upside down.
macroman 11 15.3k England
27 Aug 2008 3:31PM
Does a deaf fisherman wear a herring aid?
rhiw_com 8 24
27 Aug 2008 4:03PM
A text message I got off my daughter!

Thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today. But when I looked again it said "THICK CUT"

Rg Tony
boony 8 978 3 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 4:12PM
what do you call a dog with wings?



linda mcartney
Geoffphoto 8 13.5k United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 4:16PM

Quote:What do you call a dog with wings?



linda mcartney



I'm sorry - but I just find that really offensive , go and look at some of her photography .
boony 8 978 3 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 4:34PM
are you serious?
zed 10 551 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 4:34PM
What did Cinderella say when she left the photo shop?

- one day my prints will come.

Wink
zed 10 551 United Kingdom
27 Aug 2008 4:36PM
Two fat guys in a bar

One says "Your round"

othe replies "So are you"

;0

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