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I've started this new thread because I didn't want to hijack the favourite/least favourite word thread.
We were talking about double entendres that makes us break out in a fit of schoolboy (or girl) giggles.
Here's one to start you off:
I once worked for a very large American company who decided to lay off about a hundred of us in the British branch. So they sent two of their top HR guys over to talk to us (basically sack us all).
These two Americans were expecting a lot of aggression and animosity from us but were surprised at our good humour when they introduced themselves. Everyone just broke into fits of giggles and laughter. Not the kind of behaviour you would expect from people about to be made redundant.
The first guy introduced himself; his name was Harry Glance. (Not too funny unless you say it out loud in an American accent.)
After the laughter had died down a bit he introduced his partner...
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Driving in North Carolina - and a lady in lovely Southern accent comes on the radio commercial:
"Me and my friend find double dipping inappropriate..."
Cue hilarity and stopping in a lay-by to recover. Still not sure what "double-dipping" is, but my mind was depraved enough to think it should be funny.
I kid you not, when I was a lad, I worked in an electrical shop. I had a customer called (pardon my language!).........Mrs ****
Not quite on topic but Steves post reminded me of this: I once retuned the radio to hear the terribly serious presenter..
"the super chicken." and the program ended! to this day I have no idea how you could end a sentence/program like that.
My 83 year old auntie once told me and my bro that my Uncles best friend had an impressively large organ.
(I play the piano so she thought I'd be really impressed!)
Funniest bit is that when she announced about his organ size, she did the hand movement to exaggerate the fact!
Sofa me and my bro were sat on jiggled with laughter for 30 mins afterwards... she had no idea what we were laughing at!
There's a guy I've seen on film/tv credits (music I think) called Thomas ******
Two favourite authors form my area of research - Stephen A. **** and Welcome Bender. I kid you not.....
I was once told by a gentleman of the wonderful pearl necklace he was planning on giving his daughter for her birthday...
My guess is that that's got you wondering what kind of research I'm doin'.....
Quote: My guess is that thta's gpt you wondering what kind of research I'm doin'.....
Saw a piece of footage on horse racing once and the guy they were interviewing was called Willy Stroker.
Looks like I've at last found the right gutter to have meaningful intercourse with my peers ;o)
This may just be me but a girl at work said her boyfriend was taking her "up the OxO Tower". I started sniggering but when she said they were going for a few drinks to relax first I cracked up!
Now that really did make me LOL (about 96Db)
When I lived in America there was an advert guaranteed to have me gasping for breath. It was for a diet drink (I think) and started with ladies do you want to trim your fannies?
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