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polis_928tadw59

A lorry, which was carrying jars of Branston pickle,has crashed near Cheddar, (genuine news) If you go with your own bread you will be able to get free sandwiches. In the meantime, Police are directing Hovis and Warburton's bread lorries to the area.TongueWink

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4 Oct 2013 - 2:07 PM

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AlanJ
AlanJ e2 Member 1395 forum postsAlanJ vcard England
4 Oct 2013 - 2:36 PM

CrumbsBlush

pulsar69
pulsar69  101611 forum posts United Kingdom6 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 3:11 PM

Are you taking the biscuit ?

hawker10
hawker10 e2 Member 132 forum postshawker10 vcard United Kingdom
4 Oct 2013 - 3:23 PM

don't gorge it down all at once Tongue

conrad
conrad  1010873 forum posts116 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 4:55 PM

Near Cheddar, eh? Oh well, driving all the way to Kent to crash between Ham and Sandwich would have been asking too much, I suppose...

Last Modified By conrad at 4 Oct 2013 - 4:55 PM
GarethRobinson
GarethRobinson e2 Member 7954 forum postsGarethRobinson vcard United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 5:18 PM

ffs i thought my local camera club was serving up pickle and cheese now.

Last Modified By GarethRobinson at 4 Oct 2013 - 5:18 PM
RoyChilds
RoyChilds e2 Member 655 forum postsRoyChilds vcard England
4 Oct 2013 - 7:40 PM

Could have been worse, could have crashed in Shitterton Dorset Blush

Ade_Osman
Ade_Osman e2 Member 114484 forum postsAde_Osman vcard England36 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 7:46 PM

Or worse still Penistone in Yorkshire BlushBlushBlush

AlanJ
AlanJ e2 Member 1395 forum postsAlanJ vcard England
4 Oct 2013 - 7:50 PM

He should have driven more Caerphilly Tongue

Ade_Osman
Ade_Osman e2 Member 114484 forum postsAde_Osman vcard England36 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 8:09 PM


Quote: He should have driven more Caerphilly

If there was a prize for the pun of the week, I think you'd have won it with that Alan GrinGrinGrin

Glostopcat
Glostopcat e2 Member 8231 forum postsGlostopcat vcard England2 Constructive Critique Points
4 Oct 2013 - 11:27 PM

That driver must have been in a right pickle when he got back to the depot, he'd have had some explaining to do! A good shout from the Big Cheese above, it is indeed edam fine pun AlanWink

janeez
janeez e2 Member 51178 forum postsjaneez vcard United Kingdom8 Constructive Critique Points
5 Oct 2013 - 1:16 AM

Hope there wasn't to much deBrie left on the road! Wink

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315548 forum posts England
5 Oct 2013 - 9:22 AM

Oh lordy, these cheese puns are awful! Surely you guys can do feta?

polis_928tadw59

No free food this time. Road report on the radio says a cement lorry has overturned, and shed its load (Hamps. I think). The Police have closed the road and are hoping for rain, so that they will have some solid and concrete evidence against the driver.Wink

hobbo
hobbo e2 Member 3774 forum postshobbo vcard England2 Constructive Critique Points
9 Oct 2013 - 1:18 PM

Another report nearby states that........A lorry has loaded its sheds....

Hobbo

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