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Mari 11 1.8k Wales
12 Mar 2004 8:05PM
OK i'm a lemon - happy now Victor?

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macroman 11 15.3k England
12 Mar 2004 8:21PM
Oh! Cob Nuts! Clever people like you give me the pip ;o)
jeanie e2
10 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
12 Mar 2004 8:40PM
An Onion - loads of layers and if not handled well, could bring tears to your eyes Smile
Anthony 13 5.6k 17 Scotland
12 Mar 2004 8:48PM
My wife says I should be an apple, cos I look like one. Now if anybody laughs at that I'll get mad and come find them.....

She also adds that I could be a Pistachio, (although its she that drinks!) I am only a party animal when I get out of my shell.

As for the vegetable, she's on the settee, and if she ever reads this I'm dead.

Help.... I did'nt meant it, honest.........................................................


whimper......
macroman 11 15.3k England
12 Mar 2004 10:59PM
An Apple? That's a Turnip for the book.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
Hope you can stay out O'range of the flying crockery.
Lettuce know if you survive?
Anthony 13 5.6k 17 Scotland
13 Mar 2004 12:23AM
theres a plate coming your way for that one macroman......
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
13 Mar 2004 9:24AM
No I take it all back its not me whose the lemon, macroman!!! :+)..........its you!

ha ha
macroman 11 15.3k England
13 Mar 2004 11:18AM
Sharp, Acid wit, Tangy, & Juicy Eh?

LoL
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
13 Mar 2004 12:05PM
YOu didn't mention pale coloured and sour with pips that always get in your g&t! lol

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