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Pete
Pete Site Moderator 1318434 forum postsPete vcard ePz Advertiser England96 Constructive Critique Points
21 Nov 2003 - 10:41 AM

Well as TJ's not here (she's been whisked away to venice for the weekend) I'd better kick a theme off for our now "legendary" Fun Friday and one that springs to mind is "the mysteries of life". We'll start with something that only Anne and Myself seem to remember...
why do you no longer see white dog pooh?

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hudster
hudster  10166 forum posts Scotland
21 Nov 2003 - 10:50 AM

Once you are over 25 why were things always better in "MY" day?

IS the white dog poo thing to do with dogs don't get fed bones as much?

Pete
Pete Site Moderator 1318434 forum postsPete vcard ePz Advertiser England96 Constructive Critique Points
21 Nov 2003 - 10:56 AM

Ahh maybe Andrew?
Why do females always tell you how old they are when they are girls, stop at about 20 and then start again at 80? Just an observation - no dig intendedWink

collinf
collinf  111219 forum posts
21 Nov 2003 - 11:05 AM

Nope - you don't see white dog poo because it gets cleared up before it goes crusty. I was talking to my wife about that last night.

A few questions:

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110181 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
21 Nov 2003 - 11:10 AM

'Cos its not politically correct?

wendy9
wendy9  11475 forum posts United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 - 11:11 AM

uuummm...now Pete, how could you?! lol. I'm proud of my age and all the things I can still do and have no qualms in telling anyone...I'm as old as my little finger and a little bit older than my teeth!!!
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Or as Brian would say, closer to 60 than 70 (except that he uses different figures, just so you don't have a go at me Brian!!).

edz2001
edz2001  11513 forum posts
21 Nov 2003 - 11:17 AM

Well, according to the wife, it's because they don't put as much calcium in dog food these days, which used to be responsible for turning it white!

Ed.

stevenj
stevenj  111982 forum posts England
21 Nov 2003 - 11:19 AM

Why do they put frosted glass in aeroplane toilets?

flossie
flossie  111557 forum posts
21 Nov 2003 - 11:19 AM

Why does the phone always ring while you're in the bath?

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110181 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
21 Nov 2003 - 11:20 AM

Wendy - how kind, I wouldn't dream of "having a go" at you - us "Olds" have got to stick together Smile.


I finally sorted out your "Metamorphosis" crack yesterday by the way. I hope you like my latest Avatar better than the "Old Git" versions?

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110181 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
21 Nov 2003 - 11:22 AM

Why is the button on a lift labelled "Push" when it should say "Lift"?

wendy9
wendy9  11475 forum posts United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 - 11:26 AM

Brian (1208) I must remember (now how old am I?!) that we have more than one Brian here - that particular reference was to Big Bri's comment on his protfolio Smile. However I do realise we (1208) are fairly similar!!! And yes I did like the latest avatar, and your granddaughter is lovely - must have been a good night's sleep that helped you crack it!!! btw, is this going off thread a little?!!!

laura16
laura16  10605 forum posts
21 Nov 2003 - 11:27 AM

If your dog eats crayons it can be multi-coloured!

edz2001
edz2001  11513 forum posts
21 Nov 2003 - 11:31 AM

What ever happened to Space Dust? Those little crystal sweets that you'd put in your mouth and would then pop and crackle? My friends dog used to love that stuff!

wendy9
wendy9  11475 forum posts United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 - 11:34 AM

As he's fairly topical how about the following actual gems by George "you know who" - he's definitely a mystery of life!

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"The inhabitants of Greece are the Grecians"

"The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'"

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