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28 May 2004 - 10:09 AM

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stevieb

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28 May 2004 - 10:13 AM

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"The graveyard is full of indispensible people"

My boss....when I asked for a pay rise. As a consequence I'm still on 10 a week.

KatieR

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28 May 2004 - 10:16 AM

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"a haaandbaaag?" You really need the correct intonation for this one, and you need to physically prepare yourself. Raise your eyebrows as high as they will go, purse your lips and sit upright, back straight. Flare your nostrils and take a deep breath. Starting mid-tone, make the "a" quite quick, then give the "h" a good outward breath, lingering on the "a" which should be significantly lower than the first lone "a". As soon as you start the "b", go up sharply, in a "glissando" for all you muso's out there, until you reach the "g" - ending in a questioning Australian-style lift. Keep your eyes wide open in utter disbelief. Try it, it might work.
Uttered by the quite wonderful Edith Evans in, of course, The Importance of Being Ernest. Bliss.

Boyd

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28 May 2004 - 10:23 AM

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"A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions."

u08mcb

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28 May 2004 - 10:29 AM

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Groucho Marx quotes are fantastic:

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."

Big Bri

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28 May 2004 - 10:30 AM

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Very famous old cricket commentary:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy"

KatieR

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28 May 2004 - 10:37 AM

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Come on, Stevieb - gird your loins, as they say, and have a good bash at it.
That's not a quote, but it might be one day.

stevieb

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28 May 2004 - 10:45 AM

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Kyd: I have to rely on my sources. They'll never speak to me again if I don't

"Facts are the enemy of truth"

Don Quixote