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Fun Friday 28 05 04


flossie 11 1.6k
28 May 2004 10:09AM
Forty is the old age of youth
Fifty is the youth of old age

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stevieb 10 3.0k 2 Panama
28 May 2004 10:13AM
"The graveyard is full of indispensible people"

My boss....when I asked for a pay rise. As a consequence I'm still on 10 a week.
richardv 10 32
28 May 2004 10:14AM
On the Latin theme:

Semper Feacibus Summus, Sole Profundum Varieat

"We are always in the s**t, only the depth varies"
KatieR 10 6.2k 6
28 May 2004 10:16AM
"a haaandbaaag?" You really need the correct intonation for this one, and you need to physically prepare yourself. Raise your eyebrows as high as they will go, purse your lips and sit upright, back straight. Flare your nostrils and take a deep breath. Starting mid-tone, make the "a" quite quick, then give the "h" a good outward breath, lingering on the "a" which should be significantly lower than the first lone "a". As soon as you start the "b", go up sharply, in a "glissando" for all you muso's out there, until you reach the "g" - ending in a questioning Australian-style lift. Keep your eyes wide open in utter disbelief. Try it, it might work.
Uttered by the quite wonderful Edith Evans in, of course, The Importance of Being Ernest. Bliss.
stevieb 10 3.0k 2 Panama
28 May 2004 10:23AM
Pete: As well as emoticons....can we have soundbites on the site. So I can appreciate Kyd's last contribution without ruining my propects of having more children. LOL.
Boyd 11 11.2k 11 Wales
28 May 2004 10:23AM
"A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions."
roxpix 11 2.2k 11 Scotland
28 May 2004 10:28AM
My all time fav film line....

"That is the sound of inevitability, that is the sound of your death"

The Matrix
u08mcb 10 5.8k
28 May 2004 10:29AM
Groucho Marx quotes are fantastic:

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
28 May 2004 10:29AM
"smoke me a kipper - I'll be back for breakfast"
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
28 May 2004 10:30AM
Very famous old cricket commentary:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy"
stevieb 10 3.0k 2 Panama
28 May 2004 10:31AM
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
KatieR 10 6.2k 6
28 May 2004 10:37AM
Come on, Stevieb - gird your loins, as they say, and have a good bash at it.
That's not a quote, but it might be one day.
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
28 May 2004 10:40AM
Bill Gates "640K memory should be enough for anyone"
stevieb 10 3.0k 2 Panama
28 May 2004 10:45AM
Kyd: I have to rely on my sources. They'll never speak to me again if I don't Smile

"Facts are the enemy of truth"

Don Quixote
sophiehw 11 382
28 May 2004 10:45AM
"I'm in two minds, and both of them are out of it at the bar" - Marillion

"Mrs X plays a thoroughly pleasant woman - and shows us what an excellent actress she is" - review of a play

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard

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