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"The graveyard is full of indispensible people"
My boss....when I asked for a pay rise. As a consequence I'm still on 10 a week.
On the Latin theme:
Semper Feacibus Summus, Sole Profundum Varieat
"We are always in the s**t, only the depth varies"
"a haaandbaaag?" You really need the correct intonation for this one, and you need to physically prepare yourself. Raise your eyebrows as high as they will go, purse your lips and sit upright, back straight. Flare your nostrils and take a deep breath. Starting mid-tone, make the "a" quite quick, then give the "h" a good outward breath, lingering on the "a" which should be significantly lower than the first lone "a". As soon as you start the "b", go up sharply, in a "glissando" for all you muso's out there, until you reach the "g" - ending in a questioning Australian-style lift. Keep your eyes wide open in utter disbelief. Try it, it might work.
Uttered by the quite wonderful Edith Evans in, of course, The Importance of Being Ernest. Bliss.
Pete: As well as emoticons....can we have soundbites on the site. So I can appreciate Kyd's last contribution without ruining my propects of having more children. LOL.
"A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions."
My all time fav film line....
"That is the sound of inevitability, that is the sound of your death"
Groucho Marx quotes are fantastic:
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."
"smoke me a kipper - I'll be back for breakfast"
Very famous old cricket commentary:
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Come on, Stevieb - gird your loins, as they say, and have a good bash at it.
That's not a quote, but it might be one day.
Bill Gates "640K memory should be enough for anyone"
Kyd: I have to rely on my sources. They'll never speak to me again if I don't
"Facts are the enemy of truth"
"I'm in two minds, and both of them are out of it at the bar" - Marillion
"Mrs X plays a thoroughly pleasant woman - and shows us what an excellent actress she is" - review of a play
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard
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