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My old man always used to say - "The only thing wrong with being a good loser is being a loser!" (He was than a little competitive!).
I also like - "I've never gone to bed with an ugly women, but by God I've woken up with a few"
I don't know who said it but "Good constanoon afterble" Drunk talking to policeman
The way I heard it was "Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser".
Oh dear, Bri, that's sad for you.
Every silver lining has a big black cloud.
Heard tonight on TV:
Bush fell off his bicycle in the grounds of the Whitehouse. His aides rushed over and picked him up.
"What's the situation?" he gasped.
"Just some problems with abrasions, sir" they replied.
Bush paused a moment and then said -
"Well, lets bomb Abrasia, then".
"Digitum Extractum" (Duke of Edinburgh)
Jas, yeah, I watched HIGNFY last night too !!
"Kate! Youre not wearin a bustle. How lewd... " - Doc Holliday
"Does this mean we arent friends anymore?" - Doc Holliday
"Im your Huckleberry" - Doc Holliday
"I stand corrected, Wyatt. Youre an oak" - Doc Holliday
"You must be Doc Holliday" - Johnny Ringo
"Thats the rumor" - Doc Holliday
"Are you retired, too?" - Johnny Ringo
"Not me, Im in my prime!" - Doc Holliday
"What do you think, darlin, should I hate him?" - Doc Holliday
"I dont know, theres just something about him. Something round the eyes. I dont know. Reminds me of...me. No, Im sure of it, I hate him." - Doc Holliday
"In vino veritas." - Doc Holliday
"Age quod agis." - Johnny Ringo
"Credat Iudaios Atella, non ego." - Doc Holliday
"Iuventus stultorum magister." - Johnny Ringo
"In pace requiescat." - Doc Holliday
"Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him." - Doc Holliday
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself" - Doc Holliday
"True, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the Anti-Christ." - Doc Holliday
"Youre a daisy if you do." - Doc Holliday
"I'm yer huckleberry." - Doc Holliday
"Say when!" - Doc Holliday
"Youre no daisy; youre no daisy at all!" - Doc Holliday
"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear" - Doc Holliday
No prizes for guessing my favourite movie
Is your favourite movie Star Wars then?
"If you can judge a wise man by the colour of his skin, then Mister you're a better man than I"
Steven Tyler from 'Livin on the Edge'
"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
I thought Chaos was the new king of the world - 'Chaos Reigns Everywhere'.
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