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dclarke5
dclarke5  11147 forum posts United Kingdom
5 Mar 2004 - 12:38 PM

A PC, software and printer that does what you want it to do. But that's probably asking for too much.

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digicammad
digicammad  1121988 forum posts United Kingdom37 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2004 - 12:42 PM

A clone of myself to send to work so the real me can spend more time on ePz (or taking photos).

Ian

snowman
snowman  10391 forum posts England
5 Mar 2004 - 12:48 PM

I would like a critique mode on my camera.

It would check the scene and advise you of the things you need to improve. No more loading images and thinking why did I take that.

(you could have software upgrades that configure the system to a spcific users tastes)

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225751 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2004 - 12:55 PM

Snowman - we've got carabosse for that!!

(only joking, carabosse)

jas

Pete
Pete Site Moderator 1318442 forum postsPete vcard ePz Advertiser England96 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2004 - 1:16 PM

A "put my foot out of it" device would be good

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225751 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2004 - 1:26 PM

Would it work with my permanently glued in foot? Pete

jas

noseprints
noseprints  10576 forum posts
5 Mar 2004 - 1:47 PM

wow, what a great forum. you guys have taken me right into a perfect fantasy world. i want all of those gadgets! - lu

sophiehw
sophiehw  10382 forum posts
5 Mar 2004 - 1:55 PM

An off switch for children. (ackn Douglas Adams?)

A pair of digital reading glasse's that move all the apostrophe's to the correct place's.
(Sorry, I'm still reeling from the guy who put an apostrophe in "BIOS").

A free patch to Paintshop Pro 7 that lets me resize the canvas in inches. (OK, that one's a bit unrealistic.)

A device that forces Bill Gates hear me when I yell at his software.

A 'justice circuit' for timing traffic lights.

Fraud training courses to teach tabloid reporters a more honest profession.

A device which helps me strike a more healthy balance between gullibility and cynicism. Smile

Mari
Mari  101825 forum posts Wales
5 Mar 2004 - 2:08 PM

I'd like a remote control for my children to make them pick up their mess and do the washing up now and again!!

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
5 Mar 2004 - 2:08 PM

Re-useable digital film for my Minolta SLR?

OR

A speed camera zapper to stop it working if you go a few mph over the limit.

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225751 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2004 - 2:09 PM

Inches Sophie? You sweet old fashioned girl!! Smile

Actually, I thought most of these progs, generally having American connections, gave the option of metric or imperial.

jas

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
5 Mar 2004 - 2:13 PM

What's wrong with inches?

105.2 cms doesn't sound as impressive as 6 inches does it?

davidc
davidc  10313 forum posts England
5 Mar 2004 - 2:19 PM

I think the 105.2 cms really is impressive. Thats more than a yard...

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
5 Mar 2004 - 2:28 PM

OOOoopps!

Sorry 15.2cms ;o(

Damned metric system, stupid decimal points.

Never have this problem with feet & inches.

sophiehw
sophiehw  10382 forum posts
5 Mar 2004 - 2:38 PM

The problem is that Paintshop Pro 7 isn't metric OR imperial. It resizes the canvas in pixels...

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