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Here you go Jas - araldite coming thru!
I'd like a beam me up Scotty machine that will pause in mid air when I press a button so I would be able to take amazing shots on my many trips to North Wales each year without having to spend 4 and a half hours in the car. I could go to Scotland, Ireland and go and see my sister in Australia - wow that would be great.
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Longer hours??? no no no no no! Imagine longer hours on the days when the day job is horrible!! absolutely no!
I could do with a few of those longer hours right now, after a few furtive gances during the day, I now have a lot of catching up to do...
How about a remote cloud controller, so you could add or remove clouds depending on what type of shot you wanted? Harsh, graphic lighting or soft and diffused...
Sounds like you lot need New 'Hour Extender'. Not available in the shops, this is an exclusive from DF Global Inc. Dial in the number of minutes you wish to add to your hour and watch time itself slow down. Works with all major calendar systems. (Note, does not work in Southern Hemisphere).
Special offer. Buy 'Hour Extender' and get 'Hour Buster' absolutely free! Yes, sweep away unwanted minutes with 'Hour Buster'. Ever wished that long, boring wait for the sun to set would speed up? Well, now it can! Just set the 'Hour Buster' to the degree of time compression you want and feel the exhileration of having to rush to set up your shot.
Special offer. Buy 'Hour Extender' and 'Hour Buster' and get a free 'PerfectoComp'. Ever wished you could get perfect compositions every time? Well, now you can with....
Dave you could make a mint ... very funny LOL!!
still chuckling ...
Well a friend of mine who keeps bees did say his bees had gone on strike and were demanding shorter flowers and more honey
I would like to go back in time to take my own version of that famous picture "The Sun Setting on the British Empire" and perhaps "The Dawn of a New Era" (though I probably wouldn't get up early enough for that one).
(with apologies to Dawn, if she's online).
Phoenix - I think your friend's pollen a fast one.
Sorry pardon double click
I'd like an intelligent computer that knows what I intended when I make mistakes, such as missing a "." in E-mail addresses.
I'd like an intelligent spell checker because . . . . .
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Eye sea watt yew mean Fee Nicks.
Their seams two bee sum weigh too go
beef oar wee halve pea seas that ahh a bell two purr form inn tell ee gently.
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