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Hoffy
Hoffy  9212 forum posts England16 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 4:43 PM

Some great disaster has happened, not sure what or when but it happened and it swollowed England and Wales.

I have just been to an interview with the Government and I had to fill in a questionaire. When asked what nationality I was, I looked at the list and everything nationality was there accept English and Welsh. So I said none of the above, I was told I cannot do that and that I am British.

When asked why, I was informed that our government does not recongnise English as an nationality and you are British. So when did it happen, when was England invaded by the British.

Does this mean that we can now scrap that football team called England.

I have just search Google Earth for England and there it was England, just under Great Britain. and when you search it takes you the town of Bedford just to let u know.

So I feel so lost, someone nicked my country, can I have it back.

Paul

p.s. I did not get the job.

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brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110152 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 4:51 PM

Now that Wales and Scotland have their own "Parliaments" the Scots running the rest of us are worried that if we can be "English" we may demand our own parliament and chuck them out - so of course we have to be British

(You clearly didn't get the job because you are a "Racist Englishman"! Smile

Me - I always write English on their forms after ticking British - I've not been sent to prison yet.

User_Removed
13 Feb 2007 - 4:57 PM

We English will triumph in the end............ after we've been crapped on long enough, and then a bit more!
Mind you, I was always happy with British until recently. ;D
Col

strawman
strawman  1021997 forum posts United Kingdom16 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:01 PM

Do the concepts of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland exist any more as nations? I thought with the union of the crowns we had become one nation, with those other aspects as regions.

spaceman
spaceman  105166 forum posts Wales3 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:03 PM


Quote: Does this mean that we can now scrap that football team called England.

Thought you did it ages ago.

User_Removed
13 Feb 2007 - 5:07 PM


Quote: God Save England

Somebody... Please!

redsnappa
redsnappa  111897 forum posts United Kingdom
13 Feb 2007 - 5:09 PM


Quote: we've been crapped on long enough

Usually by ourselves!

SandyMiller
13 Feb 2007 - 5:12 PM

As long as England beats France in the rugby - that's all that really matters Smile

KatieR
KatieR  106197 forum posts6 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:18 PM

Do your neighbours know you feel that way, Sandy?! lol!

SuziBlue
SuziBlue  1116195 forum posts Scotland10 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:23 PM


Quote: Me - I always write English on their forms after ticking British - I've not been sent to prison yet.

Yeah, asking how far back in the great sweep of migration they want to go when they ask for one's racial origin always unsettles them, too. 8-] chuckle

Graysta
Graysta  91131 forum posts England
13 Feb 2007 - 5:24 PM

It leaves me speachless,unless i revert to using ranting 4 letter words with blood boiling.P.C world isnt just a shop its a country that used to be called ENGLAND. some one please reincarnate Enoch.

SandyMiller
13 Feb 2007 - 5:25 PM


Quote: Do your neighbours know you feel that way, Sandy?! lol!

No doubt about it - it's usually a talking point with the postman. I even felt sick when they beat Ireland on Sunday - perhaps it's time to move! LOL

spaceman
spaceman  105166 forum posts Wales3 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:30 PM


Quote: some one please reincarnate Enoch

That's done it.
Run for your lives.

cambirder
cambirder  107202 forum posts England
13 Feb 2007 - 5:33 PM


Quote: some one please reincarnate Enoch.

I think we have enough new racists around without digging up any dead ones!

SuziBlue
SuziBlue  1116195 forum posts Scotland10 Constructive Critique Points
13 Feb 2007 - 5:33 PM

Someone reincarnate Enoch? No need. He's alive and well in the spirit of the BNP.

Just a thought - I wonder how far back Graysta wants to go in discovering what he means by England ..
8-] I doubt we'll get an answer goes back further than the Raj ... 8-]

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