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A girl friend of mine has just sent this to me on Facebook. I think it's is fun to do but if the mods think it's too 'adult', by all means delete it
Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers (probably better you don't ), just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it (thankfully).
Just say what your fine is
Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Mine was a gob smacking £720.60... I'm so bad I'm good
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You've just broke my calculator!
That 10p & 50p was a give away Barrie
Quote: That 10p was a give away Barrie
Who said that
Just as well you only count each one, once
What is this getting fined for being jumped?
(must be a new thing - become a victim and pay for the pivilage)
I was also unsure how you work out if someone is Puerto Rican
£185. Must try harder
230.10 - I feel relatively saintly!!!
I keep loosing count
Good grief.... I'm glad I don't go to the same parties as you lot
Must go to some ePz meets and liven them up.... preferably one with a pool and a Puerto Rican
£505.10. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing!
That's more like it. Shame they didn't have a question about bondage or role playing games or dressing up as Ann Widdecombe (oops )
Quote: dressing up as Ann Widdecombe
Damn I wondered why people said she was still a virgin - when I was sure I knew different.
A miserly £465 for me.
Oops. sorry, miss count - £480.10 - I pee'd in a pool once, it was only a little bit!!
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