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I'm a broken man, he snapped


Ewanneil 4 1.1k 2 Scotland
30 Jun 2010 8:24PM
Sitting around a bit bored we resurrected an old pub pastime - thinking up daft phrases following the above theme. Do you know of any to add to the list below? All contributions gratefully accepted. The dafter and more obscure the better.

1. I can catch fish by breathing on them, he said with baited breath.
2. My dog likes tropical fruit, she said with melancholy.
3. I'm going to throw this stone towards home said the Ulsterman throwing a tantrum (throwing at Antrim - bit obscure, that one)
4. I hear gunfire, she reported.

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kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:22PM
Anyone for Auld Lang Syne, he piped up.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:25PM
I think I'm in the doghouse, he whimpered.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:27PM
I just can't get the hang of these chords, he fretted.
Boyd 11 11.2k 11 Wales
30 Jun 2010 9:28PM
You shouldn't kick me there, he bawled.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:31PM
I think I'm a goner, he croaked.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:36PM
Quick, run, it's a lion, he roared.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:37PM
No it's not, it's a tiger, he snarled.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:44PM
I should have chewed this a bit longer, he choked.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:48PM
I'm going to sue you for damages again, he retorted
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:50PM
Just got to put another couple of sheets of wood on top, he replied.
30 Jun 2010 9:51PM
I'm going to take your photo, he snapped.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 9:58PM
And process it in my darkroom, he said gloomily.
kitz 8 84
30 Jun 2010 10:04PM
I think I'm in love, he said heartily.
brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
30 Jun 2010 10:07PM
Snap went the strings of my heart

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