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Sitting around a bit bored we resurrected an old pub pastime - thinking up daft phrases following the above theme. Do you know of any to add to the list below? All contributions gratefully accepted. The dafter and more obscure the better.
1. I can catch fish by breathing on them, he said with baited breath.
2. My dog likes tropical fruit, she said with melancholy.
3. I'm going to throw this stone towards home said the Ulsterman throwing a tantrum (throwing at Antrim - bit obscure, that one)
4. I hear gunfire, she reported.
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Anyone for Auld Lang Syne, he piped up.
I think I'm in the doghouse, he whimpered.
I just can't get the hang of these chords, he fretted.
You shouldn't kick me there, he bawled.
I think I'm a goner, he croaked.
Quick, run, it's a lion, he roared.
No it's not, it's a tiger, he snarled.
I should have chewed this a bit longer, he choked.
I'm going to sue you for damages again, he retorted
Just got to put another couple of sheets of wood on top, he replied.
I'm going to take your photo, he snapped.
And process it in my darkroom, he said gloomily.
I think I'm in love, he said heartily.
Snap went the strings of my heart
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