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Ewanneil
Ewanneil  41118 forum posts Scotland2 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2010 - 8:24 PM

Sitting around a bit bored we resurrected an old pub pastime - thinking up daft phrases following the above theme. Do you know of any to add to the list below? All contributions gratefully accepted. The dafter and more obscure the better.

1. I can catch fish by breathing on them, he said with baited breath.
2. My dog likes tropical fruit, she said with melancholy.
3. I'm going to throw this stone towards home said the Ulsterman throwing a tantrum (throwing at Antrim - bit obscure, that one)
4. I hear gunfire, she reported.

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kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:22 PM

Anyone for Auld Lang Syne, he piped up.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:25 PM

I think I'm in the doghouse, he whimpered.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:27 PM

I just can't get the hang of these chords, he fretted.

Boyd
Boyd  1011213 forum posts Wales11 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2010 - 9:28 PM

You shouldn't kick me there, he bawled.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:31 PM

I think I'm a goner, he croaked.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:36 PM

Quick, run, it's a lion, he roared.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:37 PM

No it's not, it's a tiger, he snarled.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:44 PM

I should have chewed this a bit longer, he choked.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:48 PM

I'm going to sue you for damages again, he retorted

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:50 PM

Just got to put another couple of sheets of wood on top, he replied.

Adrian_Reynolds
30 Jun 2010 - 9:51 PM

I'm going to take your photo, he snapped.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 9:58 PM

And process it in my darkroom, he said gloomily.

kitz
kitz  781 forum posts
30 Jun 2010 - 10:04 PM

I think I'm in love, he said heartily.

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110148 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2010 - 10:07 PM

Snap went the strings of my heart

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