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"Pardon me", he fumed.
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"I'm coming! I'm coming!" he ejaculated.
"I've dumped my boyfriend!" he said with gay abandon.
"I'm no eunuch!" he cried, nuttily.
I see gravity is still working he said with increasing rapidity (as he plunged to the ground!)
"This anchor won't reach!" he yelled, at the end of his tether.
"I've got a one-track mind" he replied, without a second thought.
"Well I like the window left open" he retorted, with an air of coldness.
"Ouch. There's something in my eye. It feels like lint, only a bit bigger" he suggested, with a glint in his eye.
I USED to be a lot younger, he said childishly
then I lost all my hair he said baldly
I just got thumped in the face and I'm gobsmacked
"I used to be a pilot," he explained.
The CD was double-sided, he discovered.
"I have a high regard for internet-based scientific experiments," he elaborated.
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