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I'm a broken man, he snapped


skeletor e2
11 1.6k England
1 Jul 2010 10:30AM
"Pardon me", he fumed.

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Ganto e2
8 769 2 Ireland
1 Jul 2010 11:03AM
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" he ejaculated.
Ewanneil 4 1.1k 2 Scotland
1 Jul 2010 11:16AM
"I've dumped my boyfriend!" he said with gay abandon.
discreetphoton e2
10 3.5k 20 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 11:46AM
"I'm no eunuch!" he cried, nuttily.
brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 11:54AM
I see gravity is still working he said with increasing rapidity (as he plunged to the ground!)
tommythecat e2
8 147 2 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:07PM
"This anchor won't reach!" he yelled, at the end of his tether.
tommythecat e2
8 147 2 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:09PM
"I've got a one-track mind" he replied, without a second thought.
tommythecat e2
8 147 2 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:14PM
"Well I like the window left open" he retorted, with an air of coldness.
tommythecat e2
8 147 2 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:17PM
"Ouch. There's something in my eye. It feels like lint, only a bit bigger" he suggested, with a glint in his eye.
Freefall e2
11 675 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:35PM
I USED to be a lot younger, he said childishly
brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:37PM
then I lost all my hair he said baldly
Pete e2
13 18.7k 96 England
1 Jul 2010 12:39PM
I just got thumped in the face and I'm gobsmacked
IanFlindt e2
10 739 21 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 12:49PM
"I used to be a pilot," he explained.
tommythecat e2
8 147 2 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 1:15PM
The CD was double-sided, he discovered.
IanFlindt e2
10 739 21 United Kingdom
1 Jul 2010 1:18PM
"I have a high regard for internet-based scientific experiments," he elaborated.

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