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    skeletor
    1 Jul 2010 - 10:30 AM
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    "Pardon me", he fumed.

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    Ganto
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    1 Jul 2010 - 11:03 AM
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    "I'm coming! I'm coming!" he ejaculated.

    Ewanneil
    1 Jul 2010 - 11:16 AM
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    "I've dumped my boyfriend!" he said with gay abandon.

    discreetphoton
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    1 Jul 2010 - 11:46 AM
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    "I'm no eunuch!" he cried, nuttily.

    brian1208
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    1 Jul 2010 - 11:54 AM
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    I see gravity is still working he said with increasing rapidity (as he plunged to the ground!)

    tommythecat
    1 Jul 2010 - 12:07 PM
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    "This anchor won't reach!" he yelled, at the end of his tether.

    tommythecat
    1 Jul 2010 - 12:09 PM
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    "I've got a one-track mind" he replied, without a second thought.

    tommythecat
    1 Jul 2010 - 12:14 PM
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    "Well I like the window left open" he retorted, with an air of coldness.

    tommythecat
    1 Jul 2010 - 12:17 PM
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    "Ouch. There's something in my eye. It feels like lint, only a bit bigger" he suggested, with a glint in his eye.

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    Freefall
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    1 Jul 2010 - 12:35 PM
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    I USED to be a lot younger, he said childishly

    brian1208
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    1 Jul 2010 - 12:37 PM
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    then I lost all my hair he said baldly

    Pete
    Pete (ePHOTOzine Staff)
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    1 Jul 2010 - 12:39 PM
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    I just got thumped in the face and I'm gobsmacked

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    IanFlindt
    1 Jul 2010 - 12:49 PM
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    "I used to be a pilot," he explained.

    tommythecat
    1 Jul 2010 - 1:15 PM
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    The CD was double-sided, he discovered.

    IanFlindt
    1 Jul 2010 - 1:18 PM
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    "I have a high regard for internet-based scientific experiments," he elaborated.

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