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"We're sitting on the fence", they decided.
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"I'm stuffed" said the scarecrow.
"There's little time to count all of these" she hastened to add
You are not a Rodent Operative, you are a Rat Catcher, she said cattily
"Pass the phone", he called
"I'm better than Ginger Baker!" he said drumming his fingers
"I fancy a milk shake", he said agitatedly
"Isn't it time we got married", he said engagingly
The hit man shot his victim slugishly
"At least have us with cream" cried the strawberries in Ernest.
"Can you direct me to quick fit please" he asked exhaustedly
"I prefer my screwdriver without the orange" she dejuiced (sic)
"..the Spanish Armada?" she asked fleetingly
I'm sick of ironing, she replied flatly
'My plaice or yours?' He chipped.
"Are you tired? It's gone midnight." 1 am are you?
"I'm out here pealing onions" he cried.
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