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I'm a broken man, he snapped


kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 9:53PM
Rien ne va plus, she said gamely.

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kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 9:57PM
What's yours, he ordered.
kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 10:00PM
mmmmmmmmmmmm, he stuttered.
kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 10:06PM
Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, she whispered.
kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 10:19PM
You're not a harp, you're just a big lyre.
kitz 8 84
2 Jul 2010 10:27PM
And we had to get all the faulty units back, he recalled.
DLLP 6 27 United Kingdom
3 Jul 2010 8:49AM
Dog muck! - He slipped in.
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:16PM
Ah, that's it - Wayne Bobbitt was his name, he remembered
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:18PM
Well, personally I don't think there's anything wrong with writing odes to trees, he opined..
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:24PM
Tee hee, look at my new invention for feeling ladies' breasts in winter, he said with a muffled titter..
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:27PM
Huh, this cocaine doesn't do me any harm, he snorted..
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:29PM
Mwah hah hah, I love making black pudding, he said with a blood curdling roar
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:30PM
To be honest, he's not my friend any more, he intimated
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:58PM
I just love getting out in the open air and walking in the countryside on a fresh bright day. I don't know what it is, there;'s just something about it that kind of ...connects you with nature...gives things real meaning, if you know what i mean. I just feel at one with all around me, and each footstep although only oine of many on an aimless journey, is still a significant and gloriousevent in its own right. I remember the last time I was strolling out on Walleredale Edge and across the Wingminge, the wind was in my hair and I just stopped for a few moments and thought...this is it, the true meaning of life"

he rambled.
Tooth 9 5.8k 227 Ireland
3 Jul 2010 2:59PM
I'm dyslexic" he dais

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