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    jus wondered if anyone one has any idea?

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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:05 AM

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    brian1208
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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:13 AM
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    "Out of Africa"?

    jimbo_t
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:14 AM
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    Is it wearing a spacesuit with oxygen supply?
    Jim

    joolsb
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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:15 AM
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    Well, it would asphyxiate and become freeze-dried very quickly. Or would you put it in a spacesuit? Of course, a very pertinent question is, how did it get to the moon in the first place? Why would anybody bother placing a large wild carnivore, weighing significantly more than the average astronaut, in a tiny rocket and spend vast sums on fuel so that when it gets back it can stare wistfully at the moon and think to itself, 'I've been there....'?

    In short, what is the point?

    And, more pertinently, am I really that bored that I find it necessary to respond to this in the first place?

    digicammad
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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:17 AM
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    It would starve because lions don't eat cheese.

    LOL thats well good!!! As if anyone replied!!! Had me in stitches LOL cheers! Yeah would only be fair to put it in a spacesuite, and as for the starving, we would aslo send up a couple of zebra's and hide them on the spaceship so he could hunt them down

    Westers
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:20 AM
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    That's rediculous. Everyone knows it's only monkeys and dogs that fly space ship.

    Yeah we know to. How do you think it got up there!!! I wouldnt get on a spaceship with a lion. Would you????

    stuwhitt
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:29 AM
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    I think my coffee's been spiked, or is there really a thread about lions landing on the moon :O

    foggytwo
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:30 AM
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    It would go looking for Dorothy,the Tinman and the Scarecrow. I presume.
    Pete.

    wolf666
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:31 AM
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    Wouldn't the lions claws rip the spacesuit? As for "loins" in space I think thats a freudian slip.

    digicammad
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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:32 AM
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    The lion would refuse to go because the helmet would play hell with its mane.

    joolsb
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    9 Jan 2006 - 5:33 AM
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    Quote: Yeah we know to. How do you think it got up there!!! I wouldnt get on a spaceship with a lion. Would you????

    Not unless it was just... y'know... lion around.

    (exits stage left pursued by angry mob...Wink )

    Just dont go asking the Americans as they would not even have a clue Smile

    jpenguin
    9 Jan 2006 - 5:36 AM
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    Quote: Not unless it was just... y'know... lion around

    tee hee. proper funny.
    J

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