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Sounds about right
I have some of that in the cupboard if anyone wants one...........
Or in Pete's case, knowing his taste in music, absynth...
Hurr hurrr Kris ... Mari you have Absinthe? That's pure class.
super...make it a double
What time are the rest turning up?...or are they all outside wonder what's going on?
OK more music. I'll stick on some more Foo Fighters unless there are other requests
absynth ... I think Kris takes lead on on funniest joke of the evening so far
now absinthe has been mentioned..... its only a matter of time before the others turn up......
can I switch to a bit of magnetic man
So. Who knows some rude jokes.
Be my guest Pete
Wow Pete that's nice.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my willie touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off
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