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It's .... the invasion! Cram on those silly hats ...


SuziBlue 12 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 May 2011 9:46PM
Absinthe!

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Kris_Dutson 12 8.2k 1 England
6 May 2011 9:46PM
Sounds about right Wink
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
6 May 2011 9:47PM
I have some of that in the cupboard if anyone wants one...........
Kris_Dutson 12 8.2k 1 England
6 May 2011 9:47PM
Or in Pete's case, knowing his taste in music, absynth...
SuziBlue 12 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 May 2011 9:48PM
Hurr hurrr Kris Smile ... Mari you have Absinthe? That's pure class.
Pete Plus
13 18.7k 96 England
6 May 2011 9:49PM
super...make it a double

What time are the rest turning up?...or are they all outside wonder what's going on?
SuziBlue 12 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 May 2011 9:49PM
OK more music. I'll stick on some more Foo Fighters unless there are other requests
Pete Plus
13 18.7k 96 England
6 May 2011 9:50PM
absynth ... I think Kris takes lead on on funniest joke of the evening so far
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
6 May 2011 9:51PM
now absinthe has been mentioned..... its only a matter of time before the others turn up......
Pete Plus
13 18.7k 96 England
6 May 2011 9:53PM
can I switch to a bit of magnetic man
SuziBlue 12 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 May 2011 9:53PM
*slurp*

So. Who knows some rude jokes.
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
6 May 2011 9:54PM
Kris_Dutson 12 8.2k 1 England
6 May 2011 9:55PM
Be my guest Pete
SuziBlue 12 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 May 2011 9:58PM
Wow Pete that's nice.
Mari 11 1.8k Wales
6 May 2011 9:58PM
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my willie touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off

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