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an oldie but goodie
Stop me if you've heard it ...
Airliner crossing the Atlantic. Suddenly the engines fail and the captain is struggling to keep it level for a smooth landing on the sea. All is lost - the plane hurtles in a downeard spiral. The plane is going to crash!
An air stewardess, knowing they are all about to die, runs to the cockpit, grabs the pilot by the shoulders and turns him to her.
"Darling!" she cries. "We are all going to die! Make me feel like a woman one more time!"
The captain looks deep into her eyes. They are a mere few thousand feet from certain death. He rips of his shirt, showing his manly chest.
"Here!" he says, holding out his shirt.
Quote: an oldie but goodie
OK how about this ...
The Who - who are you
I think we should have some of Kris's stuff next
dry old party, another drink anyone?
*drags out another crate of wine*
bit of a classic
Quote: bit of a classic
Oh that is class
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