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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
They are male,
Because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
These are female,
Because once turned off it takes a
while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are
But can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.
Tyres are male,
Because they go bald easily and are
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
Because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under
Then of course, there's the hot air
These are female,
Because they are soft, squeezable and
Because they're constantly being
looked at and frequently getting hit
Because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.
Egg timers are female,
Because over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
Because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all,
And are occasionally handy to have
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
You probably thought it would be male.
But consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
He'd be lost without it,
And while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push,
He just keeps trying.
Maade me giggle.
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et moi aussi!
Thanks for posting. This is now winging its way around the world to the contents of my address book!!
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