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Just in case you did not know.


Hoffy e2
10 241 16 England
23 Sep 2006 1:54PM
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male,
Because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female,
Because once turned off it takes a
while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are
pushed.
But can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male,
Because they go bald easily and are
often over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
Because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under
their arse.
Then of course, there's the hot air
factor.

SPONGES:
These are female,
Because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female,
Because they're constantly being
looked at and frequently getting hit
on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male,
Because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female,
Because over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male,
Because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all,
And are occasionally handy to have
around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha!
You probably thought it would be male.
But consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
He'd be lost without it,
And while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push,
He just keeps trying.

Maade me giggle.

paul

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User_Removed 10 17.9k 8 Norway
23 Sep 2006 2:25PM
et moi aussi!

Thanks for posting. This is now winging its way around the world to the contents of my address book!!

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