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I love houses - so no-one can accuse me of being homeophobic.
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Procrastination is one of my weaknesses, and I think I'll stop doing it - tomorrow.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?...............A zebra.
I used to be indecisive... now I'm not so sure.
I am not paranoid...you lot are out to get me.
I try to lose weight....But it keeps on finding me!!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead
Take my mother-in-law . . . Please!!
What's brown and sticky?
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".
The meek shall inherit the earth ... if that's OK with the rest of you.
Whats got 90 balls and screws all the women? = Bingo
Shakespeare goes into a pub and the landlord says,
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
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