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pj.morley
pj.morley  11947 forum posts
27 Sep 2004 - 11:44 PM

Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

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Just Jas
Just Jas  1225727 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
27 Sep 2004 - 11:51 PM

Well, in the last poser hope he saw the cow before the bull! Smile

jas

woodlark
woodlark e2 Member 10522 forum postswoodlark vcard United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 12:38 AM

The first person to try milk a cow was a man called T.I.Shudder an Alabama ranch owner. He was trying to invent an extreme sport for farmers, he got his biggest nastiest cow and thought he would try to pull its teets (knowing that if he did this to his wife Bertha he would get a slap) he leant down beneath the cow and pulled its teets, the cow let out a mighty ball and kicked the **** out of him hence the word Udder, the first milk and Rodeo instead of milking.
Thats my theory the best i can come up with at this time of night after the ROYAL OAK.

UserHasLeft
28 Sep 2004 - 11:32 AM

LOL Jas, that comment doesn't deserve to go unnoticed Smile

heidilee
heidilee  10901 forum posts
28 Sep 2004 - 11:58 AM

Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look?

Why is driving on the left hand side, right?

Why do we say po-tay-to but not to-may-to?

bpa
bpa  101224 forum posts
28 Sep 2004 - 12:02 PM

While will treading on thin ice get you into hot water?


Why, as a child, did my mum say to me "If you break your leg don't come running to me!"


Stephen

jeanie
jeanie e2 Member 105968 forum postsjeanie vcard United Kingdom6 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 12:38 PM

What does an occasional table do for the rest of the time?

michaeldt
michaeldt  101201 forum posts
28 Sep 2004 - 12:38 PM

Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look? - cause when you find it you stop looking!!

julesm
julesm e2 Member 101698 forum postsjulesm vcard United Kingdom7 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 12:53 PM

I think you missed the idea Michael Smile

jeanie
jeanie e2 Member 105968 forum postsjeanie vcard United Kingdom6 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 12:55 PM

How long is a minute?? (i.e; "I wont be a minute" "Nipping out for a minute" et al.)

UserRemoved
28 Sep 2004 - 12:59 PM

Or a Jiffy, as in "Back in a jiffy"

digicammad
digicammad  1121988 forum posts United Kingdom37 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 1:02 PM

Back in a jiffy

Does that not mean they are going to put on a padded bag and post themselves back?

jeanie
jeanie e2 Member 105968 forum postsjeanie vcard United Kingdom6 Constructive Critique Points
28 Sep 2004 - 1:03 PM

How long is a piece of string....??

UserRemoved
28 Sep 2004 - 1:05 PM

If aircraft have "near misses", when do they get "near hits"?

UserRemoved
28 Sep 2004 - 1:06 PM

Who's weighed a feather, and what was its weight?

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