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Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
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Well, in the last poser hope he saw the cow before the bull!
The first person to try milk a cow was a man called T.I.Shudder an Alabama ranch owner. He was trying to invent an extreme sport for farmers, he got his biggest nastiest cow and thought he would try to pull its teets (knowing that if he did this to his wife Bertha he would get a slap) he leant down beneath the cow and pulled its teets, the cow let out a mighty ball and kicked the **** out of him hence the word Udder, the first milk and Rodeo instead of milking.
Thats my theory the best i can come up with at this time of night after the ROYAL OAK.
LOL Jas, that comment doesn't deserve to go unnoticed
Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look?
Why is driving on the left hand side, right?
Why do we say po-tay-to but not to-may-to?
While will treading on thin ice get you into hot water?
Why, as a child, did my mum say to me "If you break your leg don't come running to me!"
What does an occasional table do for the rest of the time?
Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look? - cause when you find it you stop looking!!
I think you missed the idea Michael
How long is a minute?? (i.e; "I wont be a minute" "Nipping out for a minute" et al.)
Or a Jiffy, as in "Back in a jiffy"
Back in a jiffy
Does that not mean they are going to put on a padded bag and post themselves back?
How long is a piece of string....??
If aircraft have "near misses", when do they get "near hits"?
Who's weighed a feather, and what was its weight?
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