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Questions that never get asked on ePz


pj.morley e2
11 947
27 Sep 2004 11:44PM
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

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27 Sep 2004 11:51PM
Well, in the last poser hope he saw the cow before the bull! Smile

jas
woodlark e2
10 538 1 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 12:38AM
The first person to try milk a cow was a man called T.I.Shudder an Alabama ranch owner. He was trying to invent an extreme sport for farmers, he got his biggest nastiest cow and thought he would try to pull its teets (knowing that if he did this to his wife Bertha he would get a slap) he leant down beneath the cow and pulled its teets, the cow let out a mighty ball and kicked the **** out of him hence the word Udder, the first milk and Rodeo instead of milking.
Thats my theory the best i can come up with at this time of night after the ROYAL OAK.
UserHasLeft 11 654
28 Sep 2004 11:32AM
LOL Jas, that comment doesn't deserve to go unnoticed Smile
heidilee e2
10 901
28 Sep 2004 11:58AM
Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look?

Why is driving on the left hand side, right?

Why do we say po-tay-to but not to-may-to?
bpa e2
10 1.2k
28 Sep 2004 12:02PM
While will treading on thin ice get you into hot water?


Why, as a child, did my mum say to me "If you break your leg don't come running to me!"


Stephen
jeanie e2
10 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 12:38PM
What does an occasional table do for the rest of the time?
michaeldt e2
10 1.2k
28 Sep 2004 12:38PM
Why do I always find what I 'm looking for in the last place I look? - cause when you find it you stop looking!!
julesm 10 1.7k 7 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 12:53PM
I think you missed the idea Michael Smile
jeanie e2
10 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 12:55PM
How long is a minute?? (i.e; "I wont be a minute" "Nipping out for a minute" et al.)
UserRemoved 10 6.2k 1
28 Sep 2004 12:59PM
Or a Jiffy, as in "Back in a jiffy"
digicammad e2
11 22.0k 37 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 1:02PM
Back in a jiffy

Does that not mean they are going to put on a padded bag and post themselves back?
jeanie e2
10 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
28 Sep 2004 1:03PM
How long is a piece of string....??
UserRemoved 10 6.2k 1
28 Sep 2004 1:05PM
If aircraft have "near misses", when do they get "near hits"?
UserRemoved 10 6.2k 1
28 Sep 2004 1:06PM
Who's weighed a feather, and what was its weight?

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