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3 Feb 2014 4:24PM
I told you I was ill

On Spike Milligan's tomb stone

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rogerfry e2
9 509 United Kingdom
3 Feb 2014 4:58PM
There's no such thing as a problem.....it's just a series of solutions.

My old boss.
brian1208 e2
11 10.4k 12 United Kingdom
3 Feb 2014 5:11PM
My old Boss's favourite :

"Don't give me any more facts, my mind is made up! "

and about a later Group Leader, referenced in the minutes of a progress meeting:

"I was managing OK until Mike gave me a hand" Grin
mikehit e2
5 6.8k 11 United Kingdom
3 Feb 2014 5:19PM
Or the response to those interminable cliche-ridden training seminars

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brian1208 e2
11 10.4k 12 United Kingdom
3 Feb 2014 5:35PM
As a "Cliché-ridden training manager" for the last 10 years of work I have to love this one

(I ran it up the flag pole and there was a round of salutes from the team Wink )
3 Feb 2014 5:56PM
Let it develop, and come back tomorrow, and the mechanics will be able to sort it out. (Our Garage Manager.) It often worked, too.Grin
jemraid 9 42 England
4 Feb 2014 9:47AM
As far as I know .. me

Photographs are made, shots come out of guns

Jem
Evertonian 1 461 England
4 Feb 2014 11:00AM
If I wanted to listen to an '********', I would have farted.
StrayCat e2
10 15.0k 2 Canada
5 Feb 2014 11:24PM
There, where one burns books,
one in the end burns men.
—Heinrich Heine
StrayCat e2
10 15.0k 2 Canada
13 Mar 2014 2:53AM
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lemmy 7 2.0k United Kingdom
13 Mar 2014 10:05AM
He who digs deepest, deepest digs.
This won a competition to come up with the most meaningless aphorism
collywobles 10 3.3k 9 United Kingdom
13 Mar 2014 5:59PM
On Religion

Everyone has the right to believe anything they want and everyone else has the right to find it f*cking ridiculous
altitude50 10 2.1k United Kingdom
14 Mar 2014 12:51AM
Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit for I am sick when I do look on thee....................

W. Shakespeare
scrimmy e2
6 369 5 Scotland
14 Mar 2014 2:02AM
never insult the alligator until after you cross the river Tongue
scrimmy e2
6 369 5 Scotland
14 Mar 2014 2:13AM

Quote:The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible


The secret of good semen is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

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