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I told you I was ill
On Spike Milligan's tomb stone
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There's no such thing as a problem.....it's just a series of solutions.
My old boss.
My old Boss's favourite :
"Don't give me any more facts, my mind is made up! "
and about a later Group Leader, referenced in the minutes of a progress meeting:
"I was managing OK until Mike gave me a hand"
Or the response to those interminable cliche-ridden training seminars
As a "Cliché-ridden training manager" for the last 10 years of work I have to love this one
(I ran it up the flag pole and there was a round of salutes from the team )
Let it develop, and come back tomorrow, and the mechanics will be able to sort it out. (Our Garage Manager.) It often worked, too.
As far as I know .. me
Photographs are made, shots come out of guns
If I wanted to listen to an '********', I would have farted.
There, where one burns books,
one in the end burns men.
He who digs deepest, deepest digs.
This won a competition to come up with the most meaningless aphorism
Everyone has the right to believe anything they want and everyone else has the right to find it f*cking ridiculous
Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit for I am sick when I do look on thee....................
never insult the alligator until after you cross the river
Quote: The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
The secret of good semen is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
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