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Poolegan
3 Feb 2014 - 4:24 PM

I told you I was ill

On Spike Milligan's tomb stone

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rogerfry
rogerfry e2 Member 8504 forum postsrogerfry vcard United Kingdom
3 Feb 2014 - 4:58 PM

There's no such thing as a problem.....it's just a series of solutions.

My old boss.

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110227 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
3 Feb 2014 - 5:11 PM

My old Boss's favourite :

"Don't give me any more facts, my mind is made up! "

and about a later Group Leader, referenced in the minutes of a progress meeting:

"I was managing OK until Mike gave me a hand" Grin

mikehit
mikehit  56294 forum posts United Kingdom9 Constructive Critique Points
3 Feb 2014 - 5:19 PM

Or the response to those interminable cliche-ridden training seminars

no-i-in-team-hfw-p147.jpg

brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110227 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
3 Feb 2014 - 5:35 PM

As a "Cliché-ridden training manager" for the last 10 years of work I have to love this one

(I ran it up the flag pole and there was a round of salutes from the team Wink )

polis_928tadw59

Let it develop, and come back tomorrow, and the mechanics will be able to sort it out. (Our Garage Manager.) It often worked, too.Grin

jemraid
jemraid  941 forum posts England
4 Feb 2014 - 9:47 AM

As far as I know .. me

Photographs are made, shots come out of guns

Jem

Evertonian
4 Feb 2014 - 11:00 AM

If I wanted to listen to an '********', I would have farted.

StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014630 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
5 Feb 2014 - 11:24 PM

There, where one burns books,
one in the end burns men.
—Heinrich Heine

StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014630 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
13 Mar 2014 - 2:53 AM

2014-02-09-children2-thumb.jpg

lemmy
lemmy  71807 forum posts United Kingdom
13 Mar 2014 - 10:05 AM

He who digs deepest, deepest digs.
This won a competition to come up with the most meaningless aphorism

collywobles
13 Mar 2014 - 5:59 PM

On Religion

Everyone has the right to believe anything they want and everyone else has the right to find it f*cking ridiculous

altitude50
altitude50  101730 forum posts United Kingdom
14 Mar 2014 - 12:51 AM

Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit for I am sick when I do look on thee....................

W. Shakespeare

scrimmy
scrimmy e2 Member 5365 forum postsscrimmy vcard Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
14 Mar 2014 - 2:02 AM

never insult the alligator until after you cross the river Tongue

scrimmy
scrimmy e2 Member 5365 forum postsscrimmy vcard Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
14 Mar 2014 - 2:13 AM


Quote: The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

The secret of good semen is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

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