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accystan
accystan  10132 forum posts Canada6 Constructive Critique Points
5 Mar 2008 - 2:32 AM

One of my favourites......
"It's not the height of the mountain that makes the journey difficult but the little stone in your shoe".

Dave D

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MalcolmS
MalcolmS e2 Member 91080 forum postsMalcolmS vcard England13 Constructive Critique Points
7 Mar 2008 - 1:19 PM

What bl**dy indians?

General Custer

Last Modified By MalcolmS at 7 Mar 2008 - 1:21 PM
MeanGreeny
7 Mar 2008 - 9:25 PM


Quote: What bl**dy indians? General Custer

and a true one - but in the same vein:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, American Civil War. 1864.

StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014930 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
8 Mar 2008 - 7:07 AM

I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation--cattle and all--was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain

StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014930 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
9 Mar 2008 - 10:07 PM

Enlightenment--that magnificent escape from anguish and ignorance--never happens by accident. It results from the brave and sometimes lonely battle of one person against his own weaknesses.

-Bhikkhu Nyanasobhano, "Landscapes of Wonder"

ronss
ronss  81243 forum posts Canada
11 Mar 2008 - 10:19 PM

When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

ronss
ronss  81243 forum posts Canada
11 Mar 2008 - 11:07 PM

I hate quotations.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sezz
Sezz e2 Member 9617 forum postsSezz vcard England15 Constructive Critique Points
11 Mar 2008 - 11:29 PM

The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.

Charles Dickens

Last Modified By Sezz at 11 Mar 2008 - 11:29 PM
StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014930 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
13 Mar 2008 - 3:00 AM

Service is the rent you pay for room on this planet.

-Shirley Chisholm

Geoffphoto
13 Mar 2008 - 9:07 AM

Laughter is the best medicine, but that's not true if you've got facial injuries.

Erith isn't twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham

Ever since cloaks and top hats moved out of fashion, you hardly ever see young women tied to railway lines.

Princess Di so thick and yet so thin.


The late great Linda Smith Smile

ronss
ronss  81243 forum posts Canada
13 Mar 2008 - 7:41 PM

"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

- Somewhere in No Man's Land

19mart71
19mart71  6 United Kingdom
16 Mar 2008 - 8:32 AM

"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s!"

Kevin Keegan

ronss
ronss  81243 forum posts Canada
17 Mar 2008 - 2:55 AM

With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?
Tomorrow is the next day.
We are wasting valueless time!
I am thinking she's a virgin, or at least she used to be.
I am standing here beside myself.
Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot?
- the Indian guy (played by a caucasian), Short Circuit (movie)

conrad
conrad  1010877 forum posts116 Constructive Critique Points
17 Mar 2008 - 8:57 AM

"Lots of weather outside today" (also Short Circuit)

StrayCat
StrayCat e2 Member 1014930 forum postsStrayCat vcard Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
18 Mar 2008 - 8:47 PM

A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

-William Shedd

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