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One of my favourites......
"It's not the height of the mountain that makes the journey difficult but the little stone in your shoe".
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What bl**dy indians?
Quote: What bl**dy indians? General Custer
and a true one - but in the same vein:
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, American Civil War. 1864.
I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation--cattle and all--was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain
Enlightenment--that magnificent escape from anguish and ignorance--never happens by accident. It results from the brave and sometimes lonely battle of one person against his own weaknesses.
-Bhikkhu Nyanasobhano, "Landscapes of Wonder"
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
I hate quotations.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.
Service is the rent you pay for room on this planet.
Laughter is the best medicine, but that's not true if you've got facial injuries.
Erith isn't twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham
Ever since cloaks and top hats moved out of fashion, you hardly ever see young women tied to railway lines.
Princess Di – so thick and yet so thin.
The late great Linda Smith
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
- Somewhere in No Man's Land
"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s!"
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?
Tomorrow is the next day.
We are wasting valueless time!
I am thinking she's a virgin, or at least she used to be.
I am standing here beside myself.
Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot?
- the Indian guy (played by a caucasian), Short Circuit (movie)
"Lots of weather outside today" (also Short Circuit)
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.
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