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How does Bob marley like his doughnuts?
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"With jam in"
Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when he reached the top of Mount Everest?
"I'm up it"
Q: What is a dentists favourite musical instrument?
"A tuba toothpaste"
Q: What's ET short for ?
"because he's got little legs."
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
"A porcupine has pricks on the outside".
Q:What is the perfect wife?
"4 feet tall with no teeth and a flat head ?"
Q. How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb ?
"One. Bono holds up the light bulb and the universe revolves around his arse."
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One! but they couldnt decide "Who Dunnit"
Q: Why do Blondes not get lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Q:What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An Interpreter
Q: What's the difference between a Mountain Goat and a Goldfish
A. One mucks about in fountains.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of Orange juice?
A: 'cause it said Concentrate.
Q: Whats the difference between bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A: One shoots but can't hit...
Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Q: Did you hear about the two aerials that got married?
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