Login or Join Now

Upload your photos, chat, win prizes and much more

Username:
Password:
Remember Me

Can't Access your Account?

New to ePHOTOzine? Join ePHOTOzine for free!

Like 0

Tacky but good...

Join Now

Join ePHOTOzine, the friendliest photography community.

Upload photos, chat with photographers, win prizes and much more for free!

wotashot
wotashot  102249 forum posts
10 Mar 2006 - 2:57 PM

In order to post you must answer the joke then start a new one...

How does Bob marley like his doughnuts?

Sponsored Links
Sponsored Links 
10 Mar 2006 - 2:57 PM

Join ePHOTOzine for free and remove these adverts.

colin
colin  10697 forum posts Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 3:43 PM

"With jam in"

Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when he reached the top of Mount Everest?

Freefall
Freefall e2 Member 11675 forum postsFreefall vcard United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 - 9:32 PM

"I'm up it"

Q: What is a dentists favourite musical instrument?

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315605 forum posts United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 - 10:04 PM

"A tuba toothpaste"

Q: What's ET short for ?

Boyd
Boyd  1111213 forum posts Wales11 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 10:55 PM

"because he's got little legs."

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 11:03 PM

"A porcupine has pricks on the outside".

Q:What is the perfect wife?

Big Bri
Big Bri  1315605 forum posts United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 - 11:27 PM

"4 feet tall with no teeth and a flat head ?"

Q. How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb ?

Boyd
Boyd  1111213 forum posts Wales11 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 11:38 PM

"One. Bono holds up the light bulb and the universe revolves around his arse."

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

CraigF
CraigF  8117 forum posts Scotland
10 Mar 2006 - 11:48 PM

One! but they couldnt decide "Who Dunnit"

Q: Why do Blondes not get lunch breaks?

Goatsmilkuk
11 Mar 2006 - 4:40 AM

It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

stevieb
stevieb  102994 forum posts Panama2 Constructive Critique Points
11 Mar 2006 - 6:37 AM

A: An Interpreter



Q: What's the difference between a Mountain Goat and a Goldfish

gma
gma  12166 forum posts United Kingdom
11 Mar 2006 - 7:58 AM

A. One mucks about in fountains.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of Orange juice?

colin
colin  10697 forum posts Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
11 Mar 2006 - 8:06 AM

A: 'cause it said Concentrate.

Q: Whats the difference between bad marksman and a constipated owl?

MarkyMarc
MarkyMarc  9498 forum posts Canada
11 Mar 2006 - 8:36 AM

A: One shoots but can't hit...

Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Goatsmilkuk
11 Mar 2006 - 10:31 AM

Great food but no atmosphere.

Q: Did you hear about the two aerials that got married?

Add a Comment

You must be a member to leave a comment

Username:
Password:
Remember me:
Un-tick this box if you want to login each time you visit.