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wotashot
wotashot  102249 forum posts
10 Mar 2006 - 2:57 PM

In order to post you must answer the joke then start a new one...

How does Bob marley like his doughnuts?

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colin
colin  9697 forum posts Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 3:43 PM

"With jam in"

Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when he reached the top of Mount Everest?

Freefall
Freefall e2 Member 10675 forum postsFreefall vcard United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 - 9:32 PM

"I'm up it"

Q: What is a dentists favourite musical instrument?

Big Bri
Big Bri  1215507 forum posts England
10 Mar 2006 - 10:04 PM

"A tuba toothpaste"

Q: What's ET short for ?

Boyd
Boyd  1011213 forum posts Wales11 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 10:55 PM

"because he's got little legs."

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

Westers
Westers  93905 forum posts Burkina Faso1 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 11:03 PM

"A porcupine has pricks on the outside".

Q:What is the perfect wife?

Big Bri
Big Bri  1215507 forum posts England
10 Mar 2006 - 11:27 PM

"4 feet tall with no teeth and a flat head ?"

Q. How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb ?

Boyd
Boyd  1011213 forum posts Wales11 Constructive Critique Points
10 Mar 2006 - 11:38 PM

"One. Bono holds up the light bulb and the universe revolves around his arse."

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

CraigF
CraigF  8117 forum posts Scotland
10 Mar 2006 - 11:48 PM

One! but they couldnt decide "Who Dunnit"

Q: Why do Blondes not get lunch breaks?

Goatsmilkuk
11 Mar 2006 - 4:40 AM

It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

stevieb
stevieb  102994 forum posts Panama2 Constructive Critique Points
11 Mar 2006 - 6:37 AM

A: An Interpreter



Q: What's the difference between a Mountain Goat and a Goldfish

gma
gma  11166 forum posts United Kingdom
11 Mar 2006 - 7:58 AM

A. One mucks about in fountains.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of Orange juice?

colin
colin  9697 forum posts Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
11 Mar 2006 - 8:06 AM

A: 'cause it said Concentrate.

Q: Whats the difference between bad marksman and a constipated owl?

MarkyMarc
MarkyMarc  9498 forum posts Canada
11 Mar 2006 - 8:36 AM

A: One shoots but can't hit...

Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Goatsmilkuk
11 Mar 2006 - 10:31 AM

Great food but no atmosphere.

Q: Did you hear about the two aerials that got married?

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