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    kombizz
    1 Jul 2008 - 6:18 AM
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    The Ten Commentments of Crimes Against Nature!!

    10 - Toe Shortening
    If the shoe doesn't fit, saw off the toe. Women are having their toes shortened to look better in high-heel shoes. The surgery involves removing part of the toe bone. The long-term effect on walking is unknown but will likely result in arthritis many years later. On the bright side, if you can afford the Manolo Blahnik shoes and the $10,000 surgery in Beverly Hills, then you can likely afford someone to carry you around.

    9- Laser Hair Removal
    Lasers can disable hair follicles, essentially knocking the hair-producing factors out of business. But treatment really only works best on fair-skinned people with dark hair; doesn't remove all the hair; takes months to complete; hurts; often causes scarring when done poorly; and might last for only a couple of years. And you need to stay out of the sun during the treatment. You might reconsider the razor. That technology has advanced to five blades.

    8- Body Piercing
    Piercing the soft tissue of the lower earlobe rarely causes a problem, aside from an allergic reaction to the metal earring or stud. Not so with all the other delicate places that folks pierce. Nipple piercings can take a year to heal, and the scarring interferes with breastfeeding. Genital piercings can break condoms, cause bleeding and increase the risk of spreading STDs. Tongue jewelry can chip teeth and is swallowed quite frequently. (It only hurts twice.)

    7- Grills
    A grill is metal jewelry worn across the teeth, popular in the hip hop world, to give you that oh-so classless look, just one notch up from removing your teeth. Aside from the expense -- thousands of dollars, yet more strain for cash-strapped urban youth pressured to keep up with various ostentatious displays of fashion -- long-term use results in accelerated tooth and gum decay.

    6- Permanent Makeup
    Wouldn't it be great if you could just tattoo your makeup so you wouldn't have to apply eyeliner and lipstick day after day. Sure, assuming the fashion world and your taste in makeup won't change in the next 50 years. The booming business of permanent makeup, using the same technique as tattooing, is generally safe but high on the "regret" level, as final color often doesn't meet expectation. Hey, it's only your face.

    5- Bariatric Surgery
    At best, bariatric surgery is a last option to lose weight. The surgery modifies the gastrointestinal tract by reducing stomach size or the ability to absorb food. Gastric bypass is the most common technique. Over 40 percent of surgeries result in major complications within six months, such as chronic diarrhea or hernia. Bodies weren't made to be obese, and they don't like our tampering with the mechanism to nourish them.

    4- Skin Whitening
    Cheap treatments are the deadliest. Some topical whiteners contain mercury, which causes nerve and kidney damage; others contain hydroquinone, a carcinogen banned in Europe that ultimately blotches the skin. Some people lighten skin to hide a birthmark or smooth patchy discoloring from the pigmentation disorder vitiligo. In Asia and Latin America, skin whitening often is a pursuit of a Western ideal of beauty, with the sad reality that whiter skin brings more opportunity.

    3- Botox
    The notion of injecting deadly bacteria in your face with hopes of paralyzing muscles might sound appealing, but oddly enough, Botox anti-wrinkle treatments carry some risk. Botox, short for botulinum toxin, one of the deadliest natural substances known, is used medicinally to treat muscle disorders. Treatments can cause respiratory failure and death; the FDA now is reviewing the risks and benefits.

    2- Penis Enhancement
    Want to impress your lover with a lumpy, flaccid penis? Then enhancement surgery is for you. The surgery carries such a risk of deformity and loss of sensitivity that no reputable surgeon will operate on a normal penis. The procedure is best for men who have lost function as a result of an accident or cancer.

    1- Liposuction
    A lame weight-loss option, liposuction removes only about 10 pounds of fat after four hours of dangerous surgery. You'll have weeks of smelly ooze dripping from your wounds and months of swelling, as capillaries are destroyed and neighboring tissue dies from lack of fresh blood. At least the death rate is down to 1-in-5,000 procedures.

    SO, are you one of the sinners?

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    Simon_P
    1 Jul 2008 - 6:57 AM
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    None of the above.

    I am what I am take it or leave it Grin

    Last Modified By Simon_P at 1 Jul 2008 - 6:58 AM
    looboss
    1 Jul 2008 - 9:44 AM
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    None of the above.

    As Simon says I am what I am, I accept my body with all its imperfections, what others think about the way look is like water of a ducks back to me.
    neither do I subscribe to any other fashions trends in any shape or form, even in thought I don't go along with the massive hysteria about certain subjects.

    I am a FREE MAN Smile it feels good to say that Smile

    BubbaG2000
    1 Jul 2008 - 10:09 AM
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    Brylcreem. That's all I use to change my appearance! Oh, I brush my teeth too.

    Kombizz, that is some scary stuff. Also, I never actually knew much about Botox. Just finding out what it stands for is enough to make you wince!

    Well, I do have a tattoo which I always forget exists until someone in the pub starts a conversation about them.....

    joolsb
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    1 Jul 2008 - 10:25 AM
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    Would never consider a piercing and I don't see the point of trying to hold back the inevitable ageing of the human body. We get old, then we die. Nothing will change that.

    dwilkin
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    1 Jul 2008 - 11:02 AM
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    Quote: We get old, then we die. Nothing will change that

    Except my portrait, in the attic... Wink

    jondf
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    2 Jul 2008 - 12:14 PM
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    Is that Dorian (Gray) Wilkin? Wink

    dwilkin
    dwilkin (e2 Member)
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    2 Jul 2008 - 1:22 PM
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    I'm going by Darren, these days, but yes - that's me! Wink

    Last Modified By dwilkin at 2 Jul 2008 - 1:22 PM
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