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I’m a little bored this morning and wondered about some unanswered questions, perhaps you could enlighten me to the important things in life such as….
Is Atheism is a non prophet organisation?
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”?
Why do they lock petrol station toilets – are they afraid that someone will try to clean them?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why are haemorrhoids called haemorrhoids and not asteroids?
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
If you spin an Oriental man in a circle, does he become disoriented?
Perhaps you have some unanswered questions of your own…..
…well it is Friday
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LOL!!! Wish I had a response for you Tony - this is excellent!
If you eat probiotic yoghurt, will it cancel the effect of the antibiotics you are taking?
If i stole a bucket of fog would it be mist???
if men are all the same why are women so choosey???
lol great list
If bottled spring water has been bubbling underground in fresh springs for 800 years,
why has it got a sell-by date?
How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?
Is a will a dead giveaway?
Does a backward poet write inverse?
Is a chicken crossing the road “Poultry in Motion”?
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
If a piano falls down a mineshaft, do you get A flat minor?
If you’ve seen one shopping centre, have you seen a mall?
If you jump off a Paris bridge are you in Seine?
Do bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis?
Seen today a sign 'Speed Kills' few minutes later another sign 'Speed Humps'!
Before or after
Watch out lady drivers!
Also why are they called SPEED humps they are supposed to slow you down!
In our local Range store:
Hot and cold mini fridges.
Am I missing something here?
Quote: Also why are they called SPEED humps they are supposed to slow you daown!
Why are they called 'sleeping policemen' when they are trying to slow you down?
Can a cross eyed teacher control his pupils?
If you pamper a cow would you get spoilt milk?
Why did she sell sea shells on the seashore when you can just pick them up for nothing?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why aren't 'security cameras' called 'insecurity cameras'?
If love is blind, why all the fuss about lingerie?
Why are there five syllables in the word Monosyllabic?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
and why do we wait untill a pig is dead to cure it?
Why don’t tap dancers fall into the sink?
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