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Hanners
Hanners e2 Member 8875 forum postsHanners vcard Ireland10 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 10:40 AM

I’m a little bored this morning and wondered about some unanswered questions, perhaps you could enlighten me to the important things in life such as….

Is Atheism is a non prophet organisation?

If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”?

Why do they lock petrol station toilets – are they afraid that someone will try to clean them?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Why are haemorrhoids called haemorrhoids and not asteroids?

Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

If you spin an Oriental man in a circle, does he become disoriented?


Perhaps you have some unanswered questions of your own…..


…well it is Friday Grin

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User_Removed
8 Feb 2008 - 10:53 AM

LOL!!! Wish I had a response for you Tony - this is excellent! Grin

FatHandedChap
8 Feb 2008 - 10:58 AM

If you eat probiotic yoghurt, will it cancel the effect of the antibiotics you are taking?

imander
imander  7388 forum posts United Kingdom7 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 11:05 AM

If i stole a bucket of fog would it be mist???

if men are all the same why are women so choosey???

lol great list
ian

Tooth
Tooth  95772 forum posts Ireland227 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 11:10 AM

If bottled spring water has been bubbling underground in fresh springs for 800 years,

why has it got a sell-by date?

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?

Hanners
Hanners e2 Member 8875 forum postsHanners vcard Ireland10 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 11:12 AM

LOL... or

Is a will a dead giveaway?

Does a backward poet write inverse?

Is a chicken crossing the road “Poultry in Motion”?

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

If a piano falls down a mineshaft, do you get A flat minor?

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, have you seen a mall?

If you jump off a Paris bridge are you in Seine?

Do bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis?

Grin

Last Modified By Hanners at 8 Feb 2008 - 11:13 AM
macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
8 Feb 2008 - 11:15 AM

Seen today a sign 'Speed Kills' few minutes later another sign 'Speed Humps'!

Before or after Wink

Watch out lady drivers!


Also why are they called SPEED humps they are supposed to slow you down!

Last Modified By macroman at 8 Feb 2008 - 11:19 AM
macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
8 Feb 2008 - 11:17 AM

In our local Range store:

Hot and cold mini fridges.

Am I missing something here?

mattw
mattw  105189 forum posts United Kingdom10 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 11:20 AM


Quote: Also why are they called SPEED humps they are supposed to slow you daown!

Why are they called 'sleeping policemen' when they are trying to slow you down?

FatHandedChap
8 Feb 2008 - 11:22 AM

Can a cross eyed teacher control his pupils?

If you pamper a cow would you get spoilt milk?

Why did she sell sea shells on the seashore when you can just pick them up for nothing?

Hanners
Hanners e2 Member 8875 forum postsHanners vcard Ireland10 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 11:37 AM

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

macroman
macroman  1115312 forum posts England
8 Feb 2008 - 12:09 PM

Why aren't 'security cameras' called 'insecurity cameras'?

FatHandedChap
8 Feb 2008 - 12:10 PM

If love is blind, why all the fuss about lingerie?

Hanners
Hanners e2 Member 8875 forum postsHanners vcard Ireland10 Constructive Critique Points
8 Feb 2008 - 12:15 PM

Why are there five syllables in the word Monosyllabic?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

and why do we wait untill a pig is dead to cure it?

mad-dogs
mad-dogs  122201 forum posts England
8 Feb 2008 - 12:16 PM

Why don’t tap dancers fall into the sink?

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