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I will have to wear trews, then, instead of this kilt.
I only have two pets. One is a dog, the other is a cat.
One is called Cooking Fat and the other is called Ducking Fog.
Can you guess which is which?
I've never had Chunky Chicken !
[I do not know whether the following should be in 'Thread of Confusion', or 'Quotations']
'In event of a puncture, first up the car Jack.' AND,
'When the cold is severe, do not strike your nuts with a hammer.'
Seen in an old SKoda handbook.
Nee Naw, Nee Naw, Nee Naw
Ah the police have arrived.
Late as usual.
What to have for lunch... One of the 'Traditional' Sunday roasts or... something from the á la carte menu.
Why does my grandson like sushi ? There is now never enough for me.
The mercury is high today....
you're for the high jump!
Never ask a woman to do the shopping, she always wants some money before she goes.
Whenever I answer the telephone I get ringing in my ears.....hello?....hello?
My waterproof camera is really getting a lot of use this "Summer"
Now sir, why have you got a suitcase full of snorkels?
Always have a plan of action, then before implementing it, check it over. Then when things go wrong, forget about it all and play it by ear.
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