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Thread of confusion.


cats_123 e2
10 4.2k 25 Northern Ireland
22 Jun 2012 6:45PM
Pardon me, but you're showing your colours

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22 Jun 2012 6:56PM
I will have to wear trews, then, instead of this kilt.Tongue
saltireblue e2
4 4.3k 26 Norway
22 Jun 2012 9:00PM
I only have two pets. One is a dog, the other is a cat.
One is called Cooking Fat and the other is called Ducking Fog.
Can you guess which is which?
22 Jun 2012 11:00PM
I've never had Chunky Chicken !
23 Jun 2012 7:07PM
[I do not know whether the following should be in 'Thread of Confusion', or 'Quotations']

'In event of a puncture, first up the car Jack.' AND,

'When the cold is severe, do not strike your nuts with a hammer.'

Seen in an old SKoda handbook.
adrian_w e2
7 3.4k 4 Scotland
23 Jun 2012 10:15PM
Nee Naw, Nee Naw, Nee Naw

Ah the police have arrived.
Late as usual.
User_Removed 10 17.9k 8 Norway
24 Jun 2012 11:56AM
What to have for lunch... One of the 'Traditional' Sunday roasts or... something from the la carte menu.

Decisions, decisions.
24 Jun 2012 12:51PM
Why does my grandson like sushi ? There is now never enough for me.
petebfrance 2 1.3k United Kingdom
24 Jun 2012 12:58PM
The mercury is high today....
cats_123 e2
10 4.2k 25 Northern Ireland
24 Jun 2012 5:57PM
you're for the high jump!
25 Jun 2012 1:13PM
Never ask a woman to do the shopping, she always wants some money before she goes.
cats_123 e2
10 4.2k 25 Northern Ireland
25 Jun 2012 3:48PM
Whenever I answer the telephone I get ringing in my ears.....hello?....hello?
25 Jun 2012 6:17PM
My waterproof camera is really getting a lot of use this "Summer" Sad
cats_123 e2
10 4.2k 25 Northern Ireland
26 Jun 2012 7:43AM
Now sir, why have you got a suitcase full of snorkels?
26 Jun 2012 1:14PM
Always have a plan of action, then before implementing it, check it over. Then when things go wrong, forget about it all and play it by ear.

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