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No Sir. You need an MoT Certificate to drive on British roads - above all else.
You need a Hackney/Private Hire LICENSE to be a taxi.
Having a Hackney/Private Hire License is NOT the same as an 'MoT'
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No, Mr. Piper, we don't have a peck of pickled pepper. Pickled pepper comes in jars these days.
A basic power dribble is when you dribble at a very intense rate
Why isn't my celery as stiff as it used to be?
Quasimodo kept shouting "The Bells! The Bells!"
Tam O'Shanter cried "Well Done Cutty Sark!"
I just say " The Famous Grouse, The Famous Grouse".
Carruthers!! Carruthers!! You blithering idiot! The bathwater is 78 degrees and you know damn well I always it at right angles!!
Carruthers!! Carruthers!! You blithering idiot! The bathwater is 78 degrees and you know damn well I always have it at right angles!!
Mr Darcy will you get your head out of my toilet?
I am sorry it is the banks policy not to except cash if you want to pay the money in then you have to use the self service machine.
I'm not going to touch that! I don't know where it's been!
Why put it in there in the first place
I don't know what to do about this. But then .... does anybody else. ?
I have a car exactly like yours, but its white, with different alloys and its not the M model.
Listen. If they don't respond, shout louder. If they still don't respond, then assume they not deaf, but foreigners.
Does any of you know that they do not have swear boxes in nunneries or monastries ?
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