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If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise...
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Don't bother, the Woods are away on holiday. Their neighbours, Mr and Mrs. Holley are looking for company.
Tempting as it might be, I suggest you don't. And certainly not today.
Why not ? I took the Christmas decorations down last night.
Apparently you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they are like
Personally I do not like other people and their attitudes.
don't give me your platitudes, Mr Bond
'It is what it is'. Well, duh! How could it not be?
What part of 'You missed your MoT Test slot because you are late Mr XXXXX' don't you understand???
Why do the Supermarkets try and make vegetarian food look like meat dishes, if theres no meat in it it ain't real.
Are you planing to meet us at the local market, or not ?
Mark it down on account of it being green.
Trembling, he dialled the number she had given him.
'Bugger. Engaged again.'
All Gas and Gaiters...do I need to dial 999?
Nein, nein nein. It is no good phoning the German Police. They will not come over here unless they have a European Arrest Warrant, for some poor Brit who travelled through their country with 1 light out.
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