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Keitel, Roth and Madsen were definitely in it, I'll stake my life on that one.
Our mission is to enhance the well being of all our customers ......
Our statement, focused on success, can be seen in the image to the left...if you haven't got a magnifying glass, you're not worthy of joining the worshipful company of ironmongers.
Unfortunately, Friday is shopping day. However, I'm sure you'll manage just fine by yourself.
Easy does it... no, I said 'easy! Easy! EASY!!!' Which part of 'easy' do you have a problem with?
Take it from me.....there is no alternative....and you can put that idea right out of your head!
If it is shaped like Kylie Minogue's and you wear the right jeans , no one will spot the difference
Can I squeeze in between you?
Laugh??? I nearly bought me own cigarettes
It's not often I'm right but i'm never wrong
If Malteezers were meant to go in there they would be a different shape , stupid
You should see what she does with ping pong balls
1. Where are we?
2. How did we get here?
3. Where do we want to go?
4. How do we get there?
Can I ring a friend?
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