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cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
1 Mar 2013 - 12:23 PM

Well, there I was, digging this hole...

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polis_928tadw59

He was threatened with being certified. All he remarked was, " So what ? Once the strait jacket is off it is nice and comfortable in a padded room."

Meheecho
Meheecho  1275 forum posts United Kingdom
2 Mar 2013 - 2:25 PM

I still can't see any fluff so you must have washed it recently

polis_928tadw59

It is as clear as ditch water. Stop putting your mucky clothes in the dishwasher, what do you think the freezer is for ?

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
3 Mar 2013 - 5:00 PM

OK. OK!! Roast beef it is

polis_928tadw59

The clocks go forward later this month, the 30th March. To avoid losing the 1 hour of sleep, turn your clocks forward 2-3 days before. That way, on the night in question, you will not lose that hour. [Work that out if you can.WinkGrin]

joolsb
joolsb e2 Member 927107 forum postsjoolsb vcard Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
4 Mar 2013 - 11:02 AM

Today will not be the same as yesterday.

polis_928tadw59

Quite correct, but in the morning, at the end of the day, we will clarify matters, for the benfit of the whole population.

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
4 Mar 2013 - 5:00 PM

Just give it a good slapping!

polis_928tadw59

I will check with the manufacturers as to why the security flood lights come on when a cat passes the beam. Perhaps they were designed for that, too.

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
6 Mar 2013 - 6:34 PM

I'm sorry...you can book online, but must ring our call centre for a refund!!!!

polis_928tadw59

Did you say I had to phone Monsieur Langoustine ? Or is he reading a book because they refused to take it back, so he did not want to waste his money ?

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
6 Mar 2013 - 7:52 PM

The vicar is late....will he be wearing vespers?

polis_928tadw59

Surely they are not using Vespas for emergency calls. Mind if it takes 4 hours to get to AE then the queues will have disappeared.

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
6 Mar 2013 - 9:37 PM

Just for the blessing! The real work is done on the back of a halfpenny stamp

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