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cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 103958 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland24 Constructive Critique Points
13 Mar 2013 - 7:57 AM

what's your best offer? I'm not sure I can haggle over a decimal point

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polis_928tadw59
13 Mar 2013 - 12:36 PM

"I've stood on it. Now it won't go in. " [Heard this remark an hour ago, by a female. I did not dare ask what she was talking about.TongueSmile]

joolsb
joolsb e2 Member 927107 forum postsjoolsb vcard Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
13 Mar 2013 - 3:07 PM

You might not be able pass a camel through the eye of a needle but you can stick a needle in a camel's eye....

polis_928tadw59

You are taking your camera to the Needles Lighthouse ? You will not be able to park the camel there.

jondf
jondf  72473 forum posts
15 Mar 2013 - 5:35 PM

Oh dear, no camel. Expect he'll get the 'ump...

polis_928tadw59

Lorry overturned on the M62 with a load of frozen fish, salmon, etc. Police diversion in operation until lorries, laden with chips and parsley sauce, crash into the debris. Then, ..... free meals for all, but expect big queues.Tongue

jondf
jondf  72473 forum posts
16 Mar 2013 - 12:17 PM


Quote: Lorry overturned on the M62 with a load of frozen fish, salmon, etc. Police diversion in operation until lorries, laden with chips and parsley sauce, crash into the debris. Then, ..... free meals for all, but expect big queues.

But it'll be clap cold. How about dowsing it with petrol then setting it alight. Give the rubberneckers something to gawp at....

polis_928tadw59

Gawping and clapping at someone else's misfortune. I do not know what the world is coming to.

joolsb
joolsb e2 Member 927107 forum postsjoolsb vcard Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
17 Mar 2013 - 11:02 PM

"Don't follow me you idiot," he said. " I'm a lemming".

polis_928tadw59
18 Mar 2013 - 12:17 PM

I'll have a gin and tonic then with a slice of lemon.

jondf
jondf  72473 forum posts
18 Mar 2013 - 1:24 PM


Quote: I'll have a gin and tonic then with a slice of lemon.

.....bitter and twisted?

polis_928tadw59

Sorry, meant a whisky and soda, a pint of bitter with a twisted lemming, and some drinks for my friends.Grin

StrayCat
StrayCat  1014210 forum posts Canada2 Constructive Critique Points
19 Mar 2013 - 5:33 PM

A bottle in front of me is cheaper than a frontal lobotomy.

saltireblue
saltireblue Site Moderator 33381 forum postssaltireblue vcard Norway22 Constructive Critique Points
19 Mar 2013 - 6:41 PM

There are fairies in the garden of my bottom.

polis_928tadw59

Make sure your doors are locked and bolted tonight.

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