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Thread of confusion.


cats_123 Plus
11 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
13 Mar 2013 7:57AM
what's your best offer? I'm not sure I can haggle over a decimal point

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13 Mar 2013 12:36PM
"I've stood on it. Now it won't go in. " [Heard this remark an hour ago, by a female. I did not dare ask what she was talking about.TongueSmile]
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
13 Mar 2013 3:07PM
You might not be able pass a camel through the eye of a needle but you can stick a needle in a camel's eye....
14 Mar 2013 4:56PM
You are taking your camera to the Needles Lighthouse ? You will not be able to park the camel there.
jondf 8 2.7k
15 Mar 2013 5:35PM
Oh dear, no camel. Expect he'll get the 'ump...
15 Mar 2013 6:24PM
Lorry overturned on the M62 with a load of frozen fish, salmon, etc. Police diversion in operation until lorries, laden with chips and parsley sauce, crash into the debris. Then, ..... free meals for all, but expect big queues.Tongue
jondf 8 2.7k
16 Mar 2013 12:17PM

Quote:Lorry overturned on the M62 with a load of frozen fish, salmon, etc. Police diversion in operation until lorries, laden with chips and parsley sauce, crash into the debris. Then, ..... free meals for all, but expect big queues.


But it'll be clap cold. How about dowsing it with petrol then setting it alight. Give the rubberneckers something to gawp at....
16 Mar 2013 2:42PM
Gawping and clapping at someone else's misfortune. I do not know what the world is coming to.
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
17 Mar 2013 11:02PM
"Don't follow me you idiot," he said. " I'm a lemming".
18 Mar 2013 12:17PM
I'll have a gin and tonic then with a slice of lemon.
jondf 8 2.7k
18 Mar 2013 1:24PM

Quote:I'll have a gin and tonic then with a slice of lemon.



.....bitter and twisted?
18 Mar 2013 6:26PM
Sorry, meant a whisky and soda, a pint of bitter with a twisted lemming, and some drinks for my friends.Grin
StrayCat Plus
11 16.0k 2 Canada
19 Mar 2013 5:33PM
A bottle in front of me is cheaper than a frontal lobotomy.
saltireblue Plus
4 4.6k 26 Norway
19 Mar 2013 6:41PM
There are fairies in the garden of my bottom.
19 Mar 2013 6:58PM
Make sure your doors are locked and bolted tonight.

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