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Thread of confusion.


cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
25 Mar 2013 2:09PM
No, sorry mate, I don't want to buy PPI

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25 Mar 2013 2:41PM
I loves you, Porgy.
cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
25 Mar 2013 2:47PM
Best slice of bacon beyond Ballymena
jondf e2
8 2.7k
25 Mar 2013 3:21PM
Watch your weight or you might get stuck like a pig in a passage...
cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
25 Mar 2013 3:49PM
poke me in the eye with a wet fish! I dare you!
jondf e2
8 2.7k
25 Mar 2013 4:15PM
I currently have a wet fish in my jacket pocket. It's told me it likes it in there. However, the fish accepts that I could mail it to you on the understanding you poke your own eye.
25 Mar 2013 4:32PM
I take a size 12
cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
25 Mar 2013 4:35PM
A butchers dozen
jondf e2
8 2.7k
25 Mar 2013 4:40PM
It flippin' doz...
25 Mar 2013 6:23PM
That was "Porgy," not "Porky." Or can't you read? ("Porgy and Bess" -Yeah? .... No?) ...... don't know why I bother, honestly.... Makes me feel so isolated....
when I'm just a girl ...
standing in front of a boy ...
asking him to love her ...

... when the entire universe is permeated with the smell of turpentine ...
... and there aint nobody here but us chickens.

( Careful with that axe, Eugene ... )



What the thunder said~

...these fragments I have shored against my ruins....
...Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.
Shantih shantih shantih



whatriveristhis signing off ... .... .... .... .... .... ....



" Ya'all come back now ....

............................................................................................
cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
26 Mar 2013 7:06AM
Chickenpox? No way....must be all those spots on your sensor

ps don't use turnips, they just leave a nasty smear
joolsb e2
10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
26 Mar 2013 9:50AM
This is a public service announcement:


Quote:That was "Porgy," not "Porky." Or can't you read?


Don't worry. The reply was entirely in keeping with the nature of the thread which is all about non sequiturs or posts that do not relate to the one before.

(I got the reference, at least... Smile )
26 Mar 2013 12:59PM
You cannot have the job as your references are not worth the paper they are written on. Try going for Managing Director.
cats_123 e2
10 4.3k 25 Northern Ireland
26 Mar 2013 1:39PM
is nursing an outdated profession? and if you've got a minute can I have a bedpan, please?
joolsb e2
10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
26 Mar 2013 8:46PM
Try again but this time give it a really good thwack.

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