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6 foot 4, biceps like barrels, permanent 5 o’clock shadow….but I can’t for the life of me remember her name!
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never look at anyone before 11:30pm (they'll usually have shaved twice by then!!)
I once had a close shave, but I scarpered in time. She told me her husband was abroad. She meant he was as broad as a brick s..........
I once did it "in time" at a Hoedown..but her father wasn't too impressed..he would have preferred me to play my own fiddle!
What a woman does not know about anything is not worth us men looking up and researching.
I'm not impressed...give me Pinnacles any day
Personally I prefer a monocle. It can be used with either eye. Aye.
It is the last time I ride a unicycle, (or should that be an icicle ?,) whilst wearing a monocle. Because in the morning, at the end of the day, and at this moment in time,being part of the big society, and having put up with so much rain last year, and now never ending heat, I ask myself and thousands of others, why does the government not do anything about it ? Bring back John Presstud, at least he would tackle the matter over a game of croquet, whilst addressing his syntax problems; or should that be Sin Tax.
Oh I see, yes, the serendipity of thread drift viewed as an art form, like a virtual verbal installation in the paradigm of the post modern multiverse.
This could catch on
I installed it just as the instructions said, but I still have parts E,D, & H, 4 screws, 2 grommets and a slice of lemon spare...
That is where you have gone wrong. The instructions say "Not to be installed by an expert. Only for the cackhanded."
Did I put the rinse-aid in??
You have lost your hearing aid ?
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It's making HEADLINES!
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