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shanelaze
shanelaze  3 United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
24 Jun 2013 - 10:49 AM

6 foot 4, biceps like barrels, permanent 5 o’clock shadow….but I can’t for the life of me remember her name!

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cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 104023 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
24 Jun 2013 - 11:26 AM

never look at anyone before 11:30pm (they'll usually have shaved twice by then!!)

polis_928tadw59
24 Jun 2013 - 12:23 PM

I once had a close shave, but I scarpered in time. She told me her husband was abroad. She meant he was as broad as a brick s..........

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 104023 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
24 Jun 2013 - 7:12 PM

I once did it "in time" at a Hoedown..but her father wasn't too impressed..he would have preferred me to play my own fiddle!

polis_928tadw59

What a woman does not know about anything is not worth us men looking up and researching.

gala
gala  1636 forum posts United Kingdom
3 Jul 2013 - 8:33 PM

Hooray... Mountains

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 104023 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
4 Jul 2013 - 11:31 AM

I'm not impressed...give me Pinnacles any day

polis_928tadw59

Personally I prefer a monocle. It can be used with either eye. Aye.

polis_928tadw59

It is the last time I ride a unicycle, (or should that be an icicle ?,) whilst wearing a monocle. Because in the morning, at the end of the day, and at this moment in time,being part of the big society, and having put up with so much rain last year, and now never ending heat, I ask myself and thousands of others, why does the government not do anything about it ? Bring back John Presstud, at least he would tackle the matter over a game of croquet, whilstTongueWink addressing his syntax problems; or should that be Sin Tax.

keith selmes
24 Jul 2013 - 3:11 PM

Oh I see, yes, the serendipity of thread drift viewed as an art form, like a virtual verbal installation in the paradigm of the post modern multiverse.

This could catch on

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 104023 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
24 Jul 2013 - 4:36 PM

I installed it just as the instructions said, but I still have parts E,D, & H, 4 screws, 2 grommets and a slice of lemon spare...

polis_928tadw59

That is where you have gone wrong. The instructions say "Not to be installed by an expert. Only for the cackhanded."Wink

Dann
Dann  1185 forum posts
24 Jul 2013 - 8:36 PM

Did I put the rinse-aid in??

polis_928tadw59
25 Jul 2013 - 11:32 AM

You have lost your hearing aid ?

cats_123
cats_123 e2 Member 104023 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
25 Jul 2013 - 11:34 AM

Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?










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