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Tiger Woods named Athlete of the Decade!

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cambirder
cambirder  107202 forum posts England
17 Dec 2009 - 11:44 AM

Since when have golfers been athletes? They might have to be reasonable fit, but they are a long way from being athletes.

Obviously US sports writers have a very different idea of what an athlete is, apart from the 33 who voted for Lance Armstrong.

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User_Removed
17 Dec 2009 - 11:45 AM

18 holes takes it out of you... then there's the golf too Smile

cambirder
cambirder  107202 forum posts England
17 Dec 2009 - 11:54 AM

I knew the innuendoes would not take long Smile

User_Removed
17 Dec 2009 - 12:04 PM


Quote: innuendoes

Ah! But which end..?? Wink

montechoro
montechoro  112340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 12:35 PM

Would Tiger's wife forgive him if he changed his name to "Cheatah"?

Some "athlete" - it's clear by driving into a fire hydrant and a tree he can't tell the difference between a wood and an iron.

Still, at least he can drive a golf ball for over 400 yds - more than can be said for his car.

Last Modified By montechoro at 17 Dec 2009 - 12:36 PM
rowarrior
rowarrior  64350 forum posts Scotland9 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 12:48 PM

Oh, I don't know, his bedroom gymnastics might have kept him fit Wink

john64
john64 e2 Member 9824 forum postsjohn64 vcard England
17 Dec 2009 - 1:13 PM

If the police are going to get involved every time a golfer drives into the trees then I'm going to be in serious trouble.

sherlob
sherlob e2 Member 82308 forum postssherlob vcard United Kingdom125 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 1:32 PM

Little did he know that it was for the high jump.

montechoro
montechoro  112340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 1:41 PM

When the police asked Tiger and his wife what they were doing out at 2:30 am - Tiger's wife said she was out clubbing (allegedly).

Just Jas
Just Jas  1225751 forum posts England1 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 1:44 PM


Quote: Tiger's wife said she was out clubbing (allegedly).

No. 2 iron? Smile

Last Modified By Just Jas at 17 Dec 2009 - 1:45 PM
montechoro
montechoro  112340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 1:51 PM

LOL JustJas - that's my kind of humour Smile

montechoro
montechoro  112340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 1:54 PM

I bought the "Tiger Woods favourite 18 holes" DVD and was so disappointed I got my money back.

It was all about golf.

stevie
stevie e2 Member 101198 forum postsstevie vcard United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 2:00 PM

What's Tiger Woods got in common with a baby seal?

Both get clubbed by Norwegians.

stevie
stevie e2 Member 101198 forum postsstevie vcard United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 2:01 PM

Sorry, is that off-topic?

montechoro
montechoro  112340 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
17 Dec 2009 - 2:04 PM

No - it's all part of the essential training for Athlete of the Decade

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