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mamboandrew
26 Apr 2007 - 10:44 AM

And more...

"Andrew needs - a belt" (Obvious first answer)
"Andrew needs - sleep, badly" (too right)
"Andrew needs - all the prayers he can get" (don't we all!)
"Andrew needs - his fix on Flickr (so bad)
"Andrew needs - a ride back to Kelowna (anyone going my way...please?!)

Smile

Last Modified By Dave at 26 Apr 2007 - 10:45 AM
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mdpontin
mdpontin  106016 forum posts Scotland
26 Apr 2007 - 10:56 AM


Quote: You needed to do a Google to find that out? Hve our daily messages not yet convinced you of this particular need? Sheesh .. all that effort for nought..

A Sith Hound and Ninja ducks is one thing (not sure what the cats will think about that though), but a webcam? Now that's going too far!

Wink

SteveCharles
26 Apr 2007 - 11:14 AM

I got:

Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman. Possibly someone with the nickname Squirrel ...
Steve needs to figure out what David Sedaris book hes talking about. ...

never a truer word spoken...

joolsb
joolsb  927115 forum posts Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
26 Apr 2007 - 11:19 AM

And googling on 'Jools':

I think that Jools needs to learn to present -- probably!
jools we need some irish acts up there -- ?
Jools Pontificates -- Never! Wink
Jools keep it coming -- Will do! Smile

joolsb
joolsb  927115 forum posts Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
26 Apr 2007 - 11:22 AM

And...

Jules needs a hug
Jules Needs Help
Jules needs a little pat on the head
Jules needs a push
Jules needs a change of scenery
Jules needs little introduction

And the best yet:

we need the real Jules more than ever. This is just crazy, what's been going on!

mdpontin
mdpontin  106016 forum posts Scotland
26 Apr 2007 - 11:25 AM


Quote: A Sith Hound and Ninja ducks is one thing...

Oops. Clearly I've lost my grip on basic arithmetic! Wink

MeanGreeny
26 Apr 2007 - 11:47 AM


Quote: JohnHorne

John needs ... well, we'll gloss over the eye-watering first result and move swiftly on to "John needs, John wants, John gets", which sounds much better.

I couldn't resist and went looking and came up with: John Needs Operation After Hooker Bites P*n1s For Non-Payment

I particularly like the surname connotations *smirk*

Smile

EddieAC
EddieAC  9679 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
26 Apr 2007 - 12:11 PM

Eddie needs another drink.

Eddie needs adoptive parents who will be involved in school and will encourage him to become involved in activities. He needs a family that is structured ...

Eddie needs to remember where he came from and who was pickin' him up off the floor before he was rich enough to pay someone to do the deed. ...

Eddie needs to help himself. You cannot help him. You can enable him to continue with alcholism and bad behavior, or you can become a therapist. ...

Eddie just needs to be more aggressive and stop prancing around the field like a little ballerina. He has the power to run over people and needs to use it. ...

Last Modified By Dave at 26 Apr 2007 - 12:13 PM
ardbeg77
ardbeg77  101214 forum posts Sao Tome and Principe6 Constructive Critique Points
26 Apr 2007 - 12:16 PM

As Steve has already been done (and I have a squirrel hitman already Wink):

Ardbeg needs more ageing
Ardbeg needs time to get truly great
Ardbeg needs quite some maturing to get more complexity and subtleness

Er...OK. I can take a hint....Smile

Steve

Last Modified By Dave at 26 Apr 2007 - 12:18 PM
tomelse
tomelse  866 forum posts United Kingdom
26 Apr 2007 - 12:33 PM

Tom needs "cure for homophobia"
Tom needs "a swift kick in the face"
and ...
Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives
quite fun this

JohnHorne
JohnHorne  91023 forum posts
26 Apr 2007 - 12:43 PM

MeanGreeny - that's mean - I wasn't going to say what the result was ... I guess you are living up to your pseudonym.

Wink

Last Modified By Dave at 26 Apr 2007 - 12:50 PM
Firebaby
Firebaby  101204 forum posts Faroe Islands
26 Apr 2007 - 12:49 PM

My name is Andrew, and I need...


Quote: Andrew needs to just let it go and move on.
Andrew needs a family who can help him address his anger.
Andrew needs to visit home more often then.
Andrew needs sleep, badly ...
Andrew needs to get down on his hands and knees and beg forgiveness of Amanda and hope she is willing to return to Rocketboom.

RipleyExile
26 Apr 2007 - 1:04 PM

Apparently I need quite alot. Highlights from the first 5 pages!

Alex needs a new house, some dirty deeds Smile, you!, to open a pizza store, to read this, a new kidney, to go to Venice to find Scorpia (?), to fly, a larger helicopter, to talk to someone about his problems, a scapegoat, seed, to remember, to get sleep (yep), to freak out Smile, a serious attitude adjustment Sad, further discussion, to be admitted, my patience and love more than ever (after the last couple this sounds about right!), more explanation, training .. dog obedience would be great Tongue
and sorry Pete, but Alex needs to write the book.

RipleyExile
26 Apr 2007 - 1:06 PM


Quote: hope she is willing to return to Rocketboom

Quality name. Smile

Ewan
Ewan  11381 forum posts Scotland
26 Apr 2007 - 1:35 PM

"Any girl who can watch that and not fall in love with Ewan needs to have her head examined!"

Yeah, I'll go along with that Wink

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