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Teessider 8 365
26 Apr 2007 4:41PM
The History channel is far less interested in Helen's needs or good looks and instead concentrates on archaeologists' search for the ruins of Troy.

Dr. Helen: Who Needs Vegetables Anyway?

Helen needs your immediate attention.

Helen needs to understand individual parts of the project well enough to identify where things don't fit together

Helen needs to change her life and quickly.

Helen needs a resurrection from the tomb of silence and darkness thrust upon

Helen needs to shore up the Maori vote. Helen needs to neutralise Tariana.

Why Helen needs your money.

Helen needs to reverse back into a parking space

Helen needs to learn that effective marketing is both an art and science.

Helen needs effervescent refreshments, she tells her expert brewer: "brew me the best beer ever brewed."

Helen needs someone who will see how special she is

Helen needs help with her parrot

This summer Helen needs your help.

Looks like Helen needs to clean under her fingernails too! Sad

Helen needs to be quizzed for Ancient History.

I'm not sure whether this is the consequence of a misplaced notion that Helen needs to be real to justify a volume of this length or another attack of ...

Helen needs to dress well. Sad

To get the information Helen needs to solve a murder, she must do something that her mother would find shocking.

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MattGrayson 7 622 3 England
26 Apr 2007 11:07PM

Quote:Helen needs to dress well.



Bad luck!
dougv e2
10 8.4k 3 England
27 Apr 2007 12:41AM
Well Doug had already been done, so I tried dougv.
Results 5 and 6 were particularly good.
Wink
27 Apr 2007 4:15PM
Adam needs

1) So you go to Google and type in your name and needs in quotations. For example "Adam needs" - and then you just give us the first 10 or so sentences that (Actually appears twice on the first page)

2) Adam needs to shower petition
3) Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate
4) needs to work on the Free Art Friday website! (and probably needs a kick up the bum to do it!)

overall, not very exciting.
digicammad 11 22.0k 37 United Kingdom
27 Apr 2007 4:47PM
Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs
Ian needs some quiet time

Says it all really Smile
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
27 Apr 2007 4:56PM
Hmmm...

It's getting worse:


Quote:julian needs a shave.
Julian needs to polish his social skills
julian needs to stop being a butt
Julian needs his manager to review and approve it.


Oh dear. This is going to end badly.... ;^)
Boyd 11 11.2k 11 Wales
27 Apr 2007 5:21PM
Boyd needs knee surgery.
Given the opportunities, the prolific Boyd needs no help from anyone to add to his impressive total.
As director of development, Boyd needs to draw on his prior experience of both pharmaceutical industry and medicine to assess the clinical potential of ...
BOYD NEEDS HELP.
With all these specialists around, Boyd needs old-fashioned detectives who know how to follow their instincts.
Boyd needs to work to keep his mother from haranguing him about his listless ways.
A nice start, but Boyd needs to showcase his playing


How does Google know theses things?
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
27 Apr 2007 5:29PM
Brian Needs a New Mac (!)
Brian needs food badly
Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative
Brian needs to get his sermon done
Brian needs a vacation
brian needs some help XCORE Coding Help
Brian needs to apply the patch XALANJ-2196
Brian needs this list to finalize his NPS Information Request
Brian needs to get a spine and a better job
Brian needs to use the SMTP container and not the IP
Brian needs to ensure that they understand the need for him to be more assertive

and the best one...


Quote:I went to Google and wrote "Brian Needs" in the search and these are what came up
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
27 Apr 2007 5:32PM
Oh, just found this one (using my full name)

Brian Price is ranked the #3 Defensive Tackle in the West by Scout.com. ... Uses his body too much to bullrush, and needs to work on better technique. ...
brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
27 Apr 2007 5:33PM
"Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative"

No we don't!


Smile
Big Bri 13 15.7k United Kingdom
27 Apr 2007 6:07PM
oh yes we do!
amccartney 11 83 United Kingdom
2 May 2007 7:51PM
Adam needs to shower petition.
Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new room-mate.
Adam needs help!
ahollowa 10 1.1k England
2 May 2007 9:08PM
I'm apparently a sad geek

Alastair needs the support of press and public alike
Alastair needs a description blurb, of 154 characters,
Alastair needs to discuss with Craig the use of AFS for the RPM repositories
We need to put more effort into Redhat 9. Alastair has started porting updaterpms to the version of RPM shipped as part of Redhat 9
It might be plausible that a similar technique could return the code that Alastair needs for his site instead?

However I seem to be confident about V4

Alastair believes the updated site will be up tomorrow

cheers

Al.
Billlee 8 5.5k England
3 May 2007 12:42AM
OK tried that ! Here are a few gems from the 85,000,000 entries for "Bill Needs" :- Bill needs Big Changes............... Bill needs help to expel alien gang................ Bill needs To be Junked- Editorial Opinion.................... Bill needs Major overhaul, says committee................ Bill needs Significant Improvement.....................Bill needs Tweaking................Bill needs more Teeth............. Bill needs a super tax computer................ Bill needs Rape exception, and probably most cruel of all.....Bill needs a Very Big Knife Taking to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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