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What's gone wrong lads?


9 Mar 2009 9:03PM
How times have changed! I think we ought to go back to the way things were in the 50's. Here is an extract from a mag. (1955, so I believe copyright's are over)

THE GOOD WIFE’S GUIDE.

• Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
• Prepare yourself. take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.
• Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
• Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
• Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc. and then run a cloth over the tables.
• Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
• Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all the noise of the washer, dryer and vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
• Be happy to see him.
• Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
• Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
• Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at home and relax.
• Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
• Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
• Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
• Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
• Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
• Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of his house, and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.


A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE.

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User_Removed 10 17.9k 8 Norway
9 Mar 2009 9:26PM
Bliss!!!

















(where's that ruddy tin 'at..??)

Wink
Snapper e2
9 3.8k 3 United States Outlying Islands
9 Mar 2009 9:42PM

Quote:(where's that ruddy tin 'at..??)


• Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

So you'll need to find it. And quick! Tongue
NexusImages e2
7 1.8k 4 United Kingdom
9 Mar 2009 10:36PM
Hilarious, a comedian before his time.
Just wondering who the author is.....wonder if he still takes the same medication? said in a low, soothing and pleasant voice....yeah right.
Big Bri e2
13 15.7k United Kingdom
9 Mar 2009 10:47PM
That's supposedly a genuine article (although I won't repeat what my dear wife said when I read it to her).
macroman e2
11 15.3k England
9 Mar 2009 10:49PM
Ah! The good old days..................................Wink
Big Bri e2
13 15.7k United Kingdom
9 Mar 2009 10:49PM
Just for a laugh....


How to Impress a Woman
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
Smile at her, Laugh with her,
Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
macroman e2
11 15.3k England
9 Mar 2009 10:56PM
MMMmmm.... Beeeeerrrrrrr. Wink
Snapper e2
9 3.8k 3 United States Outlying Islands
9 Mar 2009 11:10PM
Well, Burt Bacharach survived after this one! Grin
MrsS e2
8 4.5k 18 England
9 Mar 2009 11:37PM

Quote:A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE.

YEP! That's just near the door with the rolling pin ready and the locksmith's phone number in the other hand!

RIGHT BOYS!

Now you have your little giggle - - back to normality, like good little ones! Wink




























NOW!!!
(won't ask nicely next time!) Wink
andytvcams e2
12 10.4k United Kingdom
9 Mar 2009 11:52PM
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
rowarrior e2
7 4.4k 9 Scotland
10 Mar 2009 12:10AM

Quote:A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


Well as we women are never wrong, that, of course, would never happen Wink
muzzeyman e2
11 293 United Kingdom
10 Mar 2009 12:11AM
Well we know two things about women at least....
1) They get married in white so as to blend in with the other kitchen appliances.

2) They have small feet, so as to be able to stand nearer the kitchen sink.

In all seriousness though lads, remember this - A wife is for life, not just Christmas!!!

I'll get me coat!!
Mari e2
11 1.8k Wales
10 Mar 2009 12:23AM

Quote:When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her


.... that can work both ways Andy, believe me I know Wink
10 Mar 2009 12:41AM
• Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Smile

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