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    Cephus
    Cephus  92123 forum posts England
    25 Mar 2010 - 11:25 AM

    1. Remove your lap top from its bag
    2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
    3. Turn on
    4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
    5. Connect to the Internet
    6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in prayer
    7. Take a deep breath and open this site Linky thing
    8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

    Last Modified By Cephus at 25 Mar 2010 - 11:27 AM
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    snowman
    snowman  10391 forum posts England
    25 Mar 2010 - 12:05 PM

    More like a way for masochists to get free servicing for an undifined period of time courtesy of Western governments.

    bangalicious
    25 Mar 2010 - 12:32 PM

    Lol. Like it.

    Also works on trains and buses!

    conrad
    conrad  1010873 forum posts116 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 12:36 PM

    Oh my, that must be the quickest way to make pilots decide they had better land at the nearest airport!

    Toonman
    Toonman  71420 forum posts England2 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 12:36 PM

    I'll visit you all in jail then! WinkWinkWink

    Robin_TB
    Robin_TB  4191 forum posts United Kingdom9 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 1:07 PM

    Maybe understandably the Americans still have no sense of humour about this sort of thing.

    Got an interesting response in my open plan office though Wink

    cameracat
    cameracat  108578 forum posts Norfolk Island61 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 1:23 PM


    Quote: 8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

    9. Have your lawyers number handy.
    10. Be polite to overseas prison officials ( life can be sweeter that way )
    11. Depandant on your nationality, Have the number of consulat.
    12. Have a donors card, In case the " Air Marshall " shoots before asking questions.
    13. Have decent medical insurance, Make sure it covers " Gunshot Wounds ".
    14. Good luck....A rabbits foot might help, Even though it did nothing for the Rabbit.

    Wink

    f8
    f8  109169 forum posts England22 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 3:52 PM

    A prayer mat might be useful too, and ask your next seat neighbour "Which way is east please"?

    brian1208
    brian1208 e2 Member 1110181 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 5:24 PM

    Garlic and Beans has always workd for me! Wink

    joolsb
    joolsb  927115 forum posts Switzerland38 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 5:49 PM


    Quote: Garlic and Beans has always workd for me!

    That's why they give you a little directable air blower above your seat.... smug-dark.jpg

    brian1208
    brian1208 e2 Member 1110181 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
    25 Mar 2010 - 6:56 PM

    Ooops -- that wasn't you sat beside me was it Jools? Wink

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