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What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating you


Cephus 10 2.2k England
25 Mar 2010 11:25AM
1. Remove your lap top from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Turn on
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site Linky thing
8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

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snowman 10 391 England
25 Mar 2010 12:05PM
More like a way for masochists to get free servicing for an undifined period of time courtesy of Western governments.
bangalicious 7 1.3k 5 England
25 Mar 2010 12:32PM
Lol. Like it.

Also works on trains and buses!
conrad 10 10.9k 116
25 Mar 2010 12:36PM
Oh my, that must be the quickest way to make pilots decide they had better land at the nearest airport!
Toonman 7 1.4k 2 England
25 Mar 2010 12:36PM
I'll visit you all in jail then! WinkWinkWink
Robin_TB 5 204 9 United Kingdom
25 Mar 2010 1:07PM
Maybe understandably the Americans still have no sense of humour about this sort of thing.

Got an interesting response in my open plan office though Wink
cameracat 11 8.6k 61 Norfolk Island
25 Mar 2010 1:23PM

Quote:8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger


9. Have your lawyers number handy.
10. Be polite to overseas prison officials ( life can be sweeter that way )
11. Depandant on your nationality, Have the number of consulat.
12. Have a donors card, In case the " Air Marshall " shoots before asking questions.
13. Have decent medical insurance, Make sure it covers " Gunshot Wounds ".
14. Good luck....A rabbits foot might help, Even though it did nothing for the Rabbit.

Wink
f8 11 9.2k 22 England
25 Mar 2010 3:52PM
A prayer mat might be useful too, and ask your next seat neighbour "Which way is east please"?
brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
25 Mar 2010 5:24PM
Garlic and Beans has always workd for me! Wink
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
25 Mar 2010 5:49PM

Quote:Garlic and Beans has always workd for me!


That's why they give you a little directable air blower above your seat.... smug-dark.jpg

brian1208 e2
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
25 Mar 2010 6:56PM
Ooops -- that wasn't you sat beside me was it Jools? Wink

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