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Newdevonian
29 Jun 2013 - 4:34 PM


Quote:
Canon man? Spawn of the devil! GrinGrin
You'll be telling us next you read the Daily MailTongueGrin

Who told you I can read? I am learning my alphabet N - I - K - O - N. No other letters needed. Rearranged it can spell Kinon but that is just another plagiarism.

Last Modified By Newdevonian at 29 Jun 2013 - 4:41 PM
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Ade_Osman
Ade_Osman e2 Member 114435 forum postsAde_Osman vcard England36 Constructive Critique Points
29 Jun 2013 - 7:45 PM

While we're at it let's have a go and the four thirds crew too........The poor weak and feeble weaklings, who couldn't crush a grape because it would be too heavy disillusioned fools that they are GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Ade.......Now hiding down behind the sofa Blush

Gundog
Gundog  1624 forum posts Scotland
29 Jun 2013 - 7:49 PM

There must be a serious business opportunity - black spray paint kits for sale to Canon owners so that they can extend their fantasies.

petebfrance
29 Jun 2013 - 7:57 PM

Time to move to Pentax, folks. Configure your own:

Q7

K50

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Ade_Osman
Ade_Osman e2 Member 114435 forum postsAde_Osman vcard England36 Constructive Critique Points
29 Jun 2013 - 8:01 PM

Pentax owners......Hmmm....Still in the dark ages wanting to use M42 lenses....though I hear they like a good long screw....GrinGrin

Last Modified By Ade_Osman at 29 Jun 2013 - 8:03 PM
thewilliam
29 Jun 2013 - 8:41 PM


Quote: Pentax owners......Hmmm....Still in the dark ages wanting to use M42 lenses....though I hear they like a good long screw....GrinGrin

When Shackleton aircraft flew out of Lossiemouth, the crews took a lot of stick from other RAF squadrons because their planes were so ancient. They responded by getting some tee shirts with the message, "8 screws beats 4 blow-jobs, any day". (Screw = prop and blow-job = jet engine)

Newdevonian
30 Jun 2013 - 7:14 AM

After asking me what I wanted for birthday, my wife presented me with a jet engine. Now I know why!

Nick_w
Nick_w e2 Member 63723 forum postsNick_w vcard England98 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2013 - 8:08 AM


Quote: Surely if you're a Nikon user a white lens is the last thing you'd want. Makes you more noticeable Wink

The reason for white lenses was explained to me, that it was for sports events White reflects heat / sun so can affect the optics (expansion). But tbh I can't see it making that much difference here in the UK!

Newdevonian
30 Jun 2013 - 10:36 AM

Let us not forget Leica owners. The owners club, all the members of which have a placard round their neck "My camera cost more than yours, so go away you poor person"TongueTongueTongue

Ade_Osman
Ade_Osman e2 Member 114435 forum postsAde_Osman vcard England36 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2013 - 10:45 AM


Quote: "My camera cost more than yours, so go away you poor person"

........And lets not forget the Hasselblad hoo raa Henry's whose cameras are considerably more expensive than everyones elses!

Who else can have a poke at now that this thread has once again descended into utter chaos due to me being jealous of everyone Blush

I feel a bit of tripod envy starting to emerge.....TongueTongueTongueTongueTongue

saltireblue
saltireblue Site Moderator 33367 forum postssaltireblue vcard Norway22 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2013 - 11:06 AM

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,
My friends all have Nikons,
So I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens ?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Big stopper from Lee ?
Wex Photographic is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me that filter from Lee?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy me a Can-on
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?

With sincere apologies to the late great Janis Joplin.

Last Modified By saltireblue at 30 Jun 2013 - 11:08 AM
Gundog
Gundog  1624 forum posts Scotland
30 Jun 2013 - 9:05 PM


Quote: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,
My friends all have Nikons,
So I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens ?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Big stopper from Lee ?
Wex Photographic is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me that filter from Lee?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy me a Can-on
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?

With sincere apologies to the late great Janis Joplin.

Excellent.

Smile

Carabosse
Carabosse e2 Member 1139367 forum postsCarabosse vcard England269 Constructive Critique Points
30 Jun 2013 - 11:05 PM


Quote: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,

The original has been going through my head recently having ended a long association with a blue-and-white propeller, and started one with a star of three points! Wink

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