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White Nikon lenses....


29 Jun 2013 4:34PM

Quote:
Canon man? Spawn of the devil! GrinGrin
You'll be telling us next you read the Daily MailTongueGrin



Who told you I can read? I am learning my alphabet N - I - K - O - N. No other letters needed. Rearranged it can spell Kinon but that is just another plagiarism.

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Ade_Osman e2
11 4.5k 36 England
29 Jun 2013 7:45PM
While we're at it let's have a go and the four thirds crew too........The poor weak and feeble weaklings, who couldn't crush a grape because it would be too heavy disillusioned fools that they are GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Ade.......Now hiding down behind the sofa Blush
Gundog e2
1 624 Scotland
29 Jun 2013 7:49PM
There must be a serious business opportunity - black spray paint kits for sale to Canon owners so that they can extend their fantasies.
29 Jun 2013 7:57PM
Time to move to Pentax, folks. Configure your own:

Q7

K50

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
Ade_Osman e2
11 4.5k 36 England
29 Jun 2013 8:01PM
Pentax owners......Hmmm....Still in the dark ages wanting to use M42 lenses....though I hear they like a good long screw....GrinGrin
thewilliam e2
6 4.9k
29 Jun 2013 8:41PM

Quote:Pentax owners......Hmmm....Still in the dark ages wanting to use M42 lenses....though I hear they like a good long screw....GrinGrin


When Shackleton aircraft flew out of Lossiemouth, the crews took a lot of stick from other RAF squadrons because their planes were so ancient. They responded by getting some tee shirts with the message, "8 screws beats 4 blow-jobs, any day". (Screw = prop and blow-job = jet engine)
30 Jun 2013 7:14AM
After asking me what I wanted for birthday, my wife presented me with a jet engine. Now I know why!
Nick_w e2
7 4.1k 99 England
30 Jun 2013 8:08AM

Quote:Surely if you're a Nikon user a white lens is the last thing you'd want. Makes you more noticeable Wink


The reason for white lenses was explained to me, that it was for sports events White reflects heat / sun so can affect the optics (expansion). But tbh I can't see it making that much difference here in the UK!
30 Jun 2013 10:36AM
Let us not forget Leica owners. The owners club, all the members of which have a placard round their neck "My camera cost more than yours, so go away you poor person"TongueTongueTongue
Ade_Osman e2
11 4.5k 36 England
30 Jun 2013 10:45AM

Quote:"My camera cost more than yours, so go away you poor person"


........And lets not forget the Hasselblad hoo raa Henry's whose cameras are considerably more expensive than everyones elses!

Who else can have a poke at now that this thread has once again descended into utter chaos due to me being jealous of everyone Blush

I feel a bit of tripod envy starting to emerge.....TongueTongueTongueTongueTongue
saltireblue e2
4 4.3k 26 Norway
30 Jun 2013 11:06AM
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,
My friends all have Nikons,
So I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens ?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Big stopper from Lee ?
Wex Photographic is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me that filter from Lee?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy me a Can-on
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?

With sincere apologies to the late great Janis Joplin.
Gundog e2
1 624 Scotland
30 Jun 2013 9:05PM

Quote:Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,
My friends all have Nikons,
So I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens ?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Big stopper from Lee ?
Wex Photographic is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me that filter from Lee?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy me a Can-on
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a white lens of my own ?

With sincere apologies to the late great Janis Joplin.



Excellent.

Smile
Carabosse e2
11 39.7k 269 England
30 Jun 2013 11:05PM

Quote:Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Canon white lens,


The original has been going through my head recently having ended a long association with a blue-and-white propeller, and started one with a star of three points! Wink

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